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He said he saw four others roaming around. they fear this may be a species native to south america. these things are literally huge. twice the normal size of what you may find here in new york or elsewhere. two and a half -- >> not in you're riding my train. >> i've not seen one yet. >> you'll see them underneath the subway lines just running. not nice. >> oh, man. >> this actually is pretty interesting. take a look at this woman. because she has magnetic stuff stuck all over her head and she says this is just like a -- since birth she has realized she has a subtle electromagnetic field. close...

>> joel goldberg, been with the network 37 1/2 years. one of the best graphic artists we have here at abc. almost 40 years here. doesn't get any more loyal than that. we want to wish both of you the best of luck in the next chapter of your life. we're running low on time now. we want to get to "morning papers" quickly. the oldest person in the world. this guy in tokyo, thinking he's 111 years old, they find out actually that he may have died 30 years ago in his room lying in his bed. they found skeletal remains. >> not the oldest man. >> not the oldest man. >> it is "polka" time. ♪ politics ...

Anchor guy and gal ♪ ♪ do the world news polka come on get up! ♪ ♪ that's the world news polka insomniacs only! ♪ ♪ that's the world news polka ♪ who cares what the network thinks or the sponsors too ♪ ♪ and if your neighbors call the cops here's all you have to do ♪ ♪ when they yell it's half past three tell them, hey, it's news to me ♪ ♪ that's the world news polka they make us work the graveyard shift that's why we go for broke ♪ ♪ so why not tune in abc and join our little joke ♪ ♪ five whole days every week we're here with our tongue in cheek ♪ ♪ that...

Meet this little boy, nick. i believe that's his name. and take a look at how he pumps himself up. >> i'm shunawn! my name is shawn! i'm going to walk into this water right now! >> yeah, that's how he pumps himself up. little boy shot. >> he jumped, right? >> he eventually does jump into the pool. do we have that? >> one, two, three, four. ♪ ♪ politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores ♪ ♪ that's the world news polka ♪ ♪ useless news from toccoakeyotokyo, stuff you saw on koppel's show ♪ ♪ that's the world news polka ♪ ♪ if late at night you're wide awake and ...