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She talks about castrating with such ease. she reminds me a lot of you. >> she gets it. we don't want to be equal, to men, we want to be better than them. so we want to stand over them and look down as they bleed to death. she gets me. the beginning of this video looks like one of those "snl" commercials. >> are we sure this is real? this is real, right? i love her. andy, she has -- when she talks about castration, it's with the chilling ease of hannibal lector. were you turned on or really turned on? >> i don't have a scrotum and this commercial really frig

>> the only thing i would be nervous about is what is the incentive to work hard to become a boss? don't you want to work your way up the ladder to get better jobs? robots should be the entry level jobs. >> what you're saying is robots are taking our big jobs. but you're endorsing a robot ceiling, which i'm against. coming from a woman, who shouldn't even be working, i find that offensive. >> the thing i don't like about robots is you can never tell from their face if they're joking or not. >> andy's like that. >> thank you. >> i think they've watched me long enough to get the joke. >> andy's ...

Better in the '80s and the wayans did this much worse with "white chicks." why are we even talking about this? >> we didn't have time to write that one up, and i think you can lead with it tomorrow, andy. >> good credit, black people can't have good credit? >> i guess that's what he's saying. jessie, on a scale of 1 to 10 -- just go ahead and answer. >> tgi friday or some [ bleep ]. that infur yates me every time black comics do that. d.l. hughley did that once, where i can't catch a cab. when is the last time you took a cab? he's like, i can't afford to live in your neighborhood. it's like, y...

Be cool with that. >> jessie, you've been a foot locker striper for 13 years. >> 13 great years. >> and you're moving up slowly. can you manage a robot manager telling you to grab a size 13 nikes from the back? >> absolutely. i don't work at the foot locker in tk. -- tokyo. >> it made me think of you immediately. how would you feel taking orders from an enormous two foot tall robot? >> that's hurtful. and i'm going away for a week and i'm going to leave with a sour taste in my mouth. andy, most people don't listen to you, but at least the robot got 46%.

A job that makes something, you're uncool. that's a problem in america today. now, this is an easy question for you, i'm sure. do you consider yourself cool? i would think you're cool. you're very good looking. sexier than most movie stars and smarter than anyone i've met. must be hard for your panelists to maintain any sense of self-esteem. they must feel like failures. but the question is, are you cool? >> i'm not cool, because i reject the word. i prefer good. i believe i am good. people can only be good or bad, but they cannot be cool, so i cannot be cool either. >> oh, greg, you are way t...