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To spite your issues with that question. >> so the dan quayle watch goes backwards. >> you get it? it's not a good watch. >> that sounds -- it sounds -- >> the way he wasn't -- >> so what was the question about this terrible watch. sorry? >> the question from the person? >> yes. >> the person was just saying -- >> i have a terrible watch. >> can you still make dan quayle jokes. >> oh, if it's true, you can pass on the information. but i wouldn't say that's a joke. >> you know -- >> like when a comedian wants to talk about a movie that's been out for 30 years. hey, i rented this movie last nigh...

Door the man goes first and pushes the door so the woman won't have to touch the door. >> if the door is already moving , then the woman goes tiers. >> that's true! >> what was on the list? the elevator intruder. that bothers me. joanne, do you agree with this list and which are you guilty of? i'm assuming all of them. >> i don't think i have a backbone at all. the one that was on here is bad tipping. i bar -- bar tend and serve to pay my rent. >> i bet are you tipped lousily. >> i put on red lipstick and i laugh at jokes that aren't funny.

Door the man goes first and pushes the door so the woman won't have to touch the door. >> if the door is already moving , then the woman goes tiers. >> that's true! >> what was on the list? the elevator intruder. that bothers me. joanne, do you agree with this list and which are you guilty of? i'm assuming all of them. >> i don't think i have a backbone at all. the one that was on here is bad tipping. i bar -- bar tend and serve to pay my rent. >> i bet are you tipped lousily. >> i put on red lipstick and i laugh at jokes that aren't funny.

Hedge fund guys to come in and say we will faund primary challenge against if you don't raise the debt ceiling. almost need another source of leverage. literally the chamber of commerce dpax in the republican party no longer has leverage. neither does boehner. >> i want to throw up the panda cam. the beloved panda cam. the giant panda cam from the washington, d.c. zoo. that is out right now because of the government shutdown that's about to happen in about 50 seconds. that's a slight example of what will happen. but there are things that aren't funny, particularly if it extends. given what com...

So men want to be funny and for good reasons because women want funmy men. when we asked whether you would leave a person who wasn't funny, 28% said men did. >> wow. >> there's reasons to be -- >> so having someone leaving you because you're not funny, that's no joke. >> well, i mean, but actually, to that point, what if you just aren't funny? are you, like, doomed to a life of solitude? >> no, find somebody -- i think you'll find somebody else who is not funny and enjoy a lot of other parts of life that aren't that funny. i was amazed. >> relationships void of laughter. >> we asked, do you wa...