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That and michelle is the one who is making her run around and work hard in the household. that's my sketch. >> bill: okay. so i will pass that on to lauren michaels and i'm sure that he will have you back to write it. finally dick clark. miller and i grew up in american band stands we were hopping and bopping. do you know him? do you have anything to say about him? >> never met him, billy, i will say. this he seems like a class act. at the end of the day, if they are going to rate a man by his record. i would have to give dick clark 100 because you definitely could dance to this guy. he was a ...

Procreate in this time on my planet and i don't need that mental image in there. what the hell is that? that looks like a jacqueline suzanne cover. listen, billy, the president has got to pull it together. the fish winds from the top down. right now this gsa snafu the secret service gets [bleep]. gas prices doubled. 8.2% unemployment rate. federal employees owe $1 billion in back taxes yet i can't come down on the president about it. this is the first time we can't blame a president. tighten it up over there, baby. it's getting sloppy for god's sake. you have got to take some credit. >> bill: ...

Prostitute, i think you are trying to stiff the lady. [ laughter ] listen, people get confused. the presidential, when they go down with different presidents. the rules change. if you did this under clinton, you were in line for the presidential medal of freedom. >> bill: come on, miller. come on now. >> clinton's secret service name was the big ally if i'm not mistaken. >> bill: all right. let's get on to the gsa scandal. >> you can imagine if they would have went into the same bar hillary was getting loaded. in we would have been one john edwards short and having a dear john penthouse letter...

Prostitute, i think you are trying to stiff the lady. [ laughter ] listen, people get confused. the presidential, when they go down with different presidents. the rules change. if you did this under clinton, you were in line for the presidential medal of freedom. >> bill: come on, miller. come on now. >> clinton's secret service name was the big ally if i'm not mistaken. >> bill: all right. let's get on to the gsa scandal. >> you can imagine if they would have went into the same bar hillary was getting loaded. in we would have been one john edwards short and having a dear john penthouse letter...

Was combing hair over from dick clark's head. [ laughter ] >> bill: i am sure i picture that. [ laughter ] miller just came up with that that was -- you know, we didn't talk about this before. that was brilliant, miller. very good. >> that's what i do. that's what i do. >> bill: on the saturday night live that was great. [ laughter ] >> bill: miller, everybody, the d man would like you to consider giving mom the best mother's day gifts ever. tickets to see him and me your humble correspondent may 129. the night before mother's day. also we roll into indianapolis june 22nd. chicago june 23rd. t...