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♪ [ bank associate ] welcome to the greater offshore bank and trust. [ bank associate ] right now, we're offering you $500 just to open an account. [ bank associate ] we just need your most intimate personal information. driver's license number. do you have any credit cards on you? just put both of those numbers right here. we're doing a dna scan. we just need a hair sample. great, will you put that in there? [ bank associate ] your first boyfriend... just a yes or a no whether or not he broke your heart. ♪ ♪ yeah, but, wow! it looks like you guys have everything. we sure do -- we help m...

[ bank associate ] right now, we're offering you $500 just to open an account. [ bank associate ] we just need your most intimate personal information. driver's license number. do you have any credit cards on you? just put both of those numbers right here. we're doing a dna scan. we just need a hair sample. great, will you put that in there? [ bank associate ] your first boyfriend... just a yes or a no whether or not he broke your heart. ♪ ♪

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♪ bank associate: welcome to the greater offshore bank and trust. bank associate: right now, we're offering you $500 just to open an account. customer 1: it's 500 american? bank associate: $500. now we just need your most intimate personal information. if i can get your mother's maiden name. your social security number. bank routing number. bank associate: your atm password. boxers or briefs? customer 2: boxers. bank associate: boxers, could you write that down? ♪ ♪