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Thanks, obama. greg? >> about that jab about what i'm wearing. you know that i just got off work at day care center where i do improve for kids. >> no, i did not know that, greg. >> this is what i wear when i teach them how to climb out of a box and things like that. >> which is part of the settlement? >> yes. yeah. >> why didn't you wear pants? >> they said i didn't have to wear pants. let's welcome our guest she's so hot she sets off fire sprinklers. criminal defense attorney randi spence ser. he's so funny, they keep naming laughing gas joe davito gas. he lives every day like it's his last,...

If he's concerned about people, concerned, he's taking it to the top. >> that's true, mr. devito. bill, he's never offered a solution. you shouldn't be following these people. why doesn't he say it's okay to be rich but possess values instead of flaunting. >> i don't think he was saying any of that to begin with. the point is young people shouldn't strive for success. no, that wasn't the message at all. that's the problem with the right wing blogosphere. you make fun of every stupid thing the president does and has no basis on anything. when he has valid criticism, it falls on deaf ears. it's ...

A lot of people on the left are doing is stirring up envy. i think what he's doing is talking about values. as remy pointed out, they haven't earned what they've gotten. >> i said that. >> but i also said that as well. but i said it's a little of both. >> he weyou were eating your cad having it. >> i did a google search for when my neighbor has a broken leg. >> that goes to the gutfeld book of quotes. >> yeah. >> also ungoogleable. >> quickly, i have to go. rolling stone circulation, the 13,000 copies, newstand sales, only 5% of their total circulation. they sell more copies than that. >> 60,0...

I'm the alpha male. and a begin sue knife. it's my repulsive side kick, bill schultz and if comedic skills were a bike i'd ride him up and down the park several days in front of families and the elderly. comedian, dan schroeder. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. try not to bleep it up this time. >> is everyone bully for all things woolly? did the giant beef stop being deceased? the scientist responsible for the first cloned animal claims the discovery of the 10,000-year-old wolly man mouth's blood puts us one step closer to resurrecting the mammal. sir ian wilmuth cloned dolly the

>> kimberly gillfoy, bill schultz, dan sotur, now it's just me. they've really given up on this show. now it's just you and me looking at each other. >> oddly. >> i'm going to shave tomorrow.