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The piers morgan show starring piers morgan. look at the butt cheeks on that chick. >> this is piers' night, not mine. i'm just here for fun. >> howard stern, how much of his private parts did he show? >> you've got that clause. you've got it. you're on a roll. howard stern, when i first appeared on your show, i remember being dragged into this sort of side dungeon and one of your producers saying, this is how this works. you either appear for five minutes or an hour. it depends how interesting howard thinks you are. talk about piling the pressure on. so today, the first rule applies. >> fir...

When we have guests the overwhelming majority or historians or fiction novelists. you probably get historians. okay. but fiction noblists? they write books. yes. yes. why feature them on a news program? well, you know what i figured out a few years ago? i figured out that fiction novelists were the only guys that would tell me the truth. they have to have the story right or you don't believe it. fiction novelists take all the data points and they try to tell a story with it. that's what they do! if all of a sudden they said oh, and people have wings that sprout out of their butt cheeks you wou...