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Do rent a woman. >> they do that. >> but that is different. >> i think there was sex involved in that. >> 4* i guess rent a woman is just like taking her out to dinner. >> you said there is no sex or kissing. >> that's what they said. >> you have to separate the two. what are you in love? >> all right. coming up, chum schumer wants to ban something. >> tonight's c block is brought to you by noytfish. what does it knew?

>> you truly aim for the stars, joanne. that's why we hired you. dying with a whore next to you and liquor in your hand. >> started at the top. >> yes, exactly. your parents must be proud. where did you learn those words? we did the story last year on "red eye." the referee got in a fight with the player and stabbed the player to death and then the other team cutoff the referee's head and put it on the stake on the fence and everybody went home and left the head there. >> soccer sounds more exciting than i thought. >> they were worried it would cause a problem for the world cup, but as you can...

And they should like admit, they actually trip and fall and go to the emergency room. >> what? >> coming up, the c block. tonight's c block is sponsored by pants, an item of clothing worn from the waist to ankles covering both legs separately. >> greg, you love being on the show but i love it even more when i'm on your floor. well, aren't you saucy, pants? yes, you need to learn to eat pasta without dropping noodles. i think i need to retire. how awesome is this buzz? i want answers on my desk by the time we come back.

Throw a law book. here, i will throw one of these at you. i like the book and it is a nice picture, but that is a good way for you to meet chicks. >> that would have taken out a woman's eye. >> can i have the book back? >> here is the thing. you have this black and white picture of you on the front and it makes you look mean and nasty. you write your name and number in there. you hand it to somebody at the book signing, and it would work out great. >> my wife is standing next to me. >> everyone is now double checking. >> if he writes my number on there and i get crazy chicks calling. >> we hav...

Friends. >> i am available. >> just like the thing on the previous story. friends are there to tell you to stop doing stupid things. >> i don't get it. >> kanye and kim. >> back to the barefoot beach wedding. the other thing i hate is the white linen. i am tired of the pictures of everybody in white linen. >> don't have it on the beach. have it indoors. >> some people like the beach. >> you are talking the banana republic look. >> what if one of your guests drowned or had a relative that had drowned. >> what about a news wedding? >> i am tired of this topic. i have something in my eye. i got m...