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Everyone. I'm judge jeanine pirro along with jessica tarlov, jesse watters, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. It's 5:00 in new york city, and this is the five. ♪ ♪ fox news alert. Officials say time is running out for millions as the onceinalifetime hurricane milton ferociously charges towards florida, and is expected to make landfall as soon as tonight. Let's go right to steve harrigan. He is out in tampa, florida. Steve? judge, it is really pounding now, the heaviest rain we have seen so far. Expect to get anywhere from 61t with a storm surge that could be anywhere from 1015 feet and wins t...

Good morning. It is sunday, september 29th. Yes, the gang is all here. Counting down to the Vp Debate in just two days. Tim Walz And Jd Vance Face off for the first and only time. Massachusetts Governor Maura Healey joins our conversation. Donald trumps self proclaimed Dark Vision for america taken to a new low Last Night. Plan to flip the state blue for the first time in almost 20 years. Grab your coffee, settle in. Welcome to The Weekend. Just 37 days until Election Day and Vice President harris is heading back to nevada. The states six electoral votes could be make or break in a tight elect...

Greg: yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. I like my haircut. Happy tuesday, everyone. Scientists have discovered what they call a third state of existence. Somewhere between life and death. No kidding. Democrats responded to the second assassination attempt on trump by turning down the rhetoric by comparing the former president to mussolini. In a rare sign of unity, maxine waters has offered to schedule his next tee time. The biden a ministration has promised to beef up security for president trump. Using the same agents that protect kamala from reporters. A neighbor of the accused gunman says...

All right. Stl right. And still, its never enough. Its friday, so you know what that means. Lets welcome tonighknow what g. Hes so white, he chalk, but hes tom shillue. Shes so southern. She was baptized raised with Mountain Dew cohost. The Bottom Line of us business. Go ladies would love to try his rocky mountain oysters. Chef and restaurateuran andrew grilldrew. And although no longer a cheerleader she still commutes by Cartwheel Cohost about never ever think about yo. Yeah. All right. So before we get to some new stories, lets do this gregs leftovers. Mm. All right, its leftovers. T us this...

Greg: all right, all right. Still it's never enough. It's friday see you know what that means let's welcome tonight's guests. Is so white so white craps. Fox news contributor tom shillue she is so southern she was baptized with mountain dew. Katie mcdowell! ladies would love to try his rocky mountain oysters, chef andrew grewal. And although no longer a cheerleader she is is still commuting by cartwheel. Host of outnumbered emily compiled you all right so before we get to some news stories let's do this. [ ] greg the leftovers. . . Yum. This is where i read the jokes we didn't use this week a...