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Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for January 24, 2021 January 23, 2021 Transcript: Saleswoman: The new year's diets have flopped. The fitness plans have failed. Is it any wonder that millions of women are rushing in for...LASH ENHANCEMENT! Cathy: Excuse me? Saleswoman: Once, not even on the "personal transformation" top ten list. Now, a zillion-dollar industy! Products that lengthen! strengthen! Thicken! Condition! Curl! Separate! Sparkle! And some that cause your fabulous, flirty eyelashes to actually grow!! Cathy: Wow. Saleswoman: By the last week in January, all we really want is to find...

Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for January 22, 2021 January 21, 2021 Transcript: Irving: The smartphone isn't a toy! It's a powerful financial management tool! I can spend 24/7 with my finger directly on something that can ensure our economic security! As long as I'm playing the "pop the bubble wrap" app, I'm not shopping on E-bay or making any investment blunders! 13

Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for January 18, 2021 January 17, 2021 Transcript: Irving (out of frame): She's incredible! She amazes me! I don't know how I ever lived without her! The more I'm with her, the more there is to discover! When I hold her, I feel I could do anything! My beloved... my brand-new 3GS iPhone! Cathy: When I prayed for a man who spoke the language of love, I should have specified one who'd speak it about a human. 16

Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for January 17, 2021 January 16, 2021 Transcript: Irving (out of frame): I'm putting the laundry away so you can relax, Cathy! Cathy: Don't dump all the loose, clean socks in the drawer, honey! Irving: Why not? Cathy: That's not our sock drawer system! Irving: That's what we always do! Cathy: That's what we always do when we don't have time to match the socks, fold them neatly, and line them up in the same direction by color and type! THAT is our system! Irving: But since we've never once had time to do THAT system, let's admit that dumping is our NEW system!...

Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for January 14, 2021 January 13, 2021 Transcript: Cathy: I can't exercise in public in skintight clothes! Where's all the happy, baggy workout wear?? Saleswoman: The men's department. Cathy: The men's department? Saleswoman: Think men's swimwear, men's party wear, men's office wear. It's all the same! Everything in the men's department is relaxed, easygoing, uncomplicated, comfy and non-stress-producing! Cathy: Oh, for crying out loud. Saleswoman: Except, of course, the men. 12