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Point. the joy of a flask. greg: yeah, you know, a flask -- you can't carry them anymore because you're always being frisked. you used to be able to take them to concerts -- >> or on airplanes. >> wait a minute, it has to be empty. >> i'm saying you use to be able to. >> oh, okay. not that i've ever been held up with a flask in an airport, but one would think liquid, you know, can't get that through. greg: the other cool thing about drinking at home is it forces you to make your home less depressing. build a little bar, a little area to drink. it's kind of nice. >> it depends on the person, gr...

At the bar like this sad sack. >> there he goes again. [laughter] >> he goes, what's wrong with this picture? greg: that guy's cut off. [laughter] all right. kat, i believe you are a millennial. i'm not sure. why is it too much effort to go out? >> well, yeah, it's too much effort, and it's also just not as fun. they won't change the sports games from the tvs at the bar to forensic files even if you say please. greg: yes. >> you have to drink around a bunch of strangers, and sometimes they try to talk to you -- greg: terrible. >> even if you give them that your face makes me want to throw up l...

If you can make mine craft play on its visual thing, maybe -- greg: the other thing, too, about a robot sitter, you don't have to worry about them stealing your prescriptions. [laughter] i've been watching you. i know you're doing that. all right, before we go to break, an update on a story we've been following. recently the world went nuts watching video of canadian prime minister justin trudeau, video that appeared to show his eyebrow falling off at a press conference. and that was it. and we never saw it again. leaving us to wonder, where did the eyebrow go? what was his journey? now we hav...

Greg: if you were a high school teacher, what subject would you teach? i'm interested -- what do you think, tom? what would you teach? >> i think i'd go gym teacher. greg: really, why? >> just get all the kids back. my gym teacher always tortured me, and, you know, take out my aggression on the youth. greg: yeah. [laughter] you'd make 'em climb the rope, wouldn't you? >> yeah, all the way to the top. no crash pad down below. greg: fantastic. [laughter] mandatory dodgeball as they leave with baseballs. dodgeball with baseballs. [laughter] dodge base, we used to call it. tyrus, i have a feeling ...

Kat? >> sea lion trainer. greg: why is that? >> you get to hang out with sea lions, and you tell them to do something and they do it, you give them a fish. >> have you smelled them when they get together? >> yeah, but -- >> it's not good. >> don't crush my dreams. >> i'm sorry. greg: tyrus? >> your boss. >> oh! [laughter] [applause] greg: don't clap. egging him on. i would like to be my own personal masseuse. [laughter] wouldn't that be great? be able to massage yourself? whenever you get a massage, it's never that good. you're going, ah, do more around the neck. ah, you just missed the best p...