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golf. i don't know why but we are. perhaps because i know so much about it. by so much, i mean very little. when i hear a four i think of how many times i get up at night to pee. when i hear about a nice sandwich, i picture myself in a thong in cabo. [laughter] >> when i hear about a handicap, i think of my favorite spot to park. [laughter] >> and when i hear of an foursome, i think of the wild weekend i once had with the jonas brothers. the pga tour in saudi-bag is emerging. it is rattling the sports world to its very core. it is a block buster deal that i don't care about. but, app...

golf. i don't know why but we are. perhaps because i know so much about it. by so much, i mean very little. when i hear a four i think of how many times i get up at night to pee. when i hear about a nice sandwich, i picture myself in a thong in cabo. [laughter] >> when i hear about a handicap, i think of my favorite spot to park. [laughter] >> and when i hear of an foursome, i think of the wild weekend i once had with the jonas brothers. the pga tour in saudi-bag is emerging. it is rattling the sports world to its very core. it is a block buster deal that i don't care about. but, app...

priorities straight. >> those in favor will say aye. >> aye. >> mr. chairman, on this vote, nine ayes and zero nos. >> the resolution is agreed to. >> greg: nine ayes like a fly. is that right? i don't think so. but there's a shocker. 25 days before the mid-terms, the january 6 panel votes unanimously to subpoena trump. that's about as surprising as the final score at a harlem globetrotters game and about as spontaneous as adam schiff's face. does that make sense? no. and what a co incident. it happens the same day the inflation number comes out and higher than hunter biden on free c...

Roadies for chuck e chuck blasted the crowd with marijuana using cannabis cannons. what a waste of bomb ass weed said dana perino. true. d.c. has cancelled the comic book featuring a bisexual superman after 18 issues were released. when reached for comment, superman said much like sex with the flash, it was over too soon. apparently d.c. execs said the last straw is when superman used his x-ray vision in a pride parade. [laughter] who needs x-ray vision during a pride parade? >> that's what i was thinking. it's all out there. >> greg: all right.

Driven wildfire sparked by downed power lines for thousands to evacuate homes and businesses as the colorado governor declares a state of emergency. harrowing scenes in louisville and superior county, the entire town forced to flee. video on social media showing frantic parents running out of chuck e cheese with kids in so as the fire burns dangerously close. wind gusts of 110 miles an hour in some spots dragging flames and break getting thick smoke prompting the evacuation of the costco and local hospital. >> we are looking down on, concerning seen with the hospital appearing to be on fire. >...