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Night. she hopes to be the face of the post-trump republican party, and included some advice from her boss in the comedy routine. >> he said if i get stuck for laughs, just brag about his accomplishments. it really killed at the u.n., i got to tell you. last year you went with paul ryan, a boy scout, and that's fine, but a little boring. so this year you wanted to spice things up again, right? i get it, you wanted an indians woman, but elizabeth warren failed her dna test. so? oh, c'mon. >> she's charismatic. >> tiptoeing out party. the party is looking for something who is younger, more appea...

Into a truly hilarious comedy routine. it began with a solemn pronouncement by john. that he was converted to judaism. then, he explained much less solemnly, i do this not because of any particular liking for the religion, it is just as for so many years i've had to go along with all of his religious nonsense that i might as well convert and get the benefits! [laughter] one of his favorite targets was the elevators and israeli hotels which are preprogrammed to stop at every floor. john had many virtues but patience was not one of them. those were not the happiest times we spent together. i say...

He ultimately turned these interfaith experiences into a truly hilarious comedy routine. it began with a solemn pronouncement by john that he was converting to judaism. then he explained much less solemnly, i do this not because of any particular liking for the religion, it's just that for so many years i've had to go along with all of joe's religious nonsense, i might as well convert and get the benefits. one of his favorite targets was the sabbath elevators in israeli hotels which are preprogrammed to stop at every floor. you know, john had many virtues, but patience was not one of them. the...

The russia investigation despite the indictment of 12 russian officers friday. chemistry is the main special sauce in a comedy routine. >> there is one guy out of control, and one guy trying to say calm down. >> the theme of sex in comedy is like a huge flowchart and everything is leading to sex. >> sex was always taboo, and those walls have been torn down. >> everything that i needed to learn about come dirks i learned it watching warner brothers cartoon cartoons. >> you get so many chances to be funny the am nati-- animation, because of the writing and the sound and the voices. >> it is on...

If you don't, the damage to democracy is incalculable. >> it isn't happening, though. >> it happened a little bit last year. remember when the white house tried this press conference or not have press conferences recorded. there's enough screaming and yelling, we got press conferences back. to be consistent, in the event that fox decides they want to completely abdicate any responsibility, then it's the obligation for other networks to treat them as such and no longer validate the garbage that they're producing if they don't want to be a news organization and just be a mouthpiece for pre-autho...