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She's got to be psyched to leave. i think she wanted to leave a long time ago. they said she's not going anywhere. the policy is the problem and that stays around and they still have to defend that even though she -- >> i know you are heartbroken to see sebelius gone. you take somebody out of your comedy routine, right? >> i kept saying to people don't complain about the website, it's going to get fixed. don't complain about sebelius. she's going to be gone. i don't care about a bad rollout. that's what i wanted about the rollout. i wanted to see a disaster, so it was fine. but i didn't harp o...

She's got to be psyched to leave. i think she wanted to leave a long time ago. they said she's not going anywhere. the policy is the problem and that stays around and they still have to defend that even though she -- >> i know you are heartbroken to see sebelius gone. you take somebody out of your comedy routine, right? >> i kept saying to people don't complain about the website, it's going to get fixed. don't complain about sebelius. she's going to be gone. i don't care about a bad rollout. that's what i wanted about the rollout. i wanted to see a disaster, so it was fine. but i didn't harp o...

His concern that there is always a potential for misuse or abuse. but i think king then also over stepped by suggesting he is not serve which is an interesting comment. having spent 17 plus years behind a curtain i have enough information to not be parano id id -- paranoid about the government. we have a tremendous amount of checks and balances despite what the media has portrayed. i hate to say it, but snowden and his pal the dancing monkey, they have a dog in the hunt. >> are you the wizzard of oz? >> 17 years is a long time to be in the closet. >> it is much like your comedy routine. >> the...

Surprise to senator ted cruz. here he is on "the tonight show show." >> i'm one of the many people not a fan of shutting down the government. >> you looked like a big fan from where i was sitting. >> that's right. ted cruz says he didn't want to shut down, and, of course, the audience laughs. you would think he would learn a lesson from that. but you would be wrong. >> i didn't want to shut down. throughout the whole thing, i said, we shouldn't have a shutdown. now, folks here can disagree. but repeatedly, i voted to keep the government open. >> what they're laughing about is that obviously, y...

Quit that super pac, hand off the reins to your best friend, run for office while your best friend supports your candidacy with money from that super pac. >> can i run ads supporting stephen colbert who i believe in very deeply and perhaps attacking his potential opponents who i don't believe in at all? >> yes, you can as long as you do not coordinate. >> can i legally hire stephen's current super pac staff? to produce these ads that will be in no way coordinated with stephen? >> yes. >> okay. so check this out. that comedy routine is now reality in the state of montana. ryan zinky, a former s...