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The room they knew they would be targeted. >> clayton: johnnie, did you hear that. >> dave: president, pretty good comic timing, we've heard that. and delivers a joke. who is funnier, the president or jimmy kimmel? you decide. >> mr. president i know you won't be able to laugh at any of the my jokes about the secret service so cover your ears if that's physically possible (laughter) >> i do have a lot of jokes about the secret service, and i told them for $800 i wouldn't tell them, but they only offered 30, so-- i want to thank the washington hilton for hosting us tonight. you know, president ...

President was really, really funny. >> dave: good comic timing. >> juliet: n.a.t.o. says that three service members have died southern and eastern part of afghanistan. separate bombings killed two soldiers while the third died of non-battle related injuries. officials still have not provided their nationalities or disclosed details at this point. so far this month, 40 coalition members have died in afghanistan. a celebration of the cardinals win over milwaukee turns deadly in st. louis, missouri. and strong winds knocked down the tent the at the sports bar. more than 50 miles per hour winds sh...

Beautiful, didn't take the bait. >> that was great comic timing, but let's talk about her, because every single time people run for president, we hear about how their wives are their secret weapon, but michelle obama is very popular. >> very popular, more popular than her husband, right, he would love the approval ratings she has. she's popular with women, independents, blue collar women, with latinos, and these are women that can play a key role in the election. it's always important for the first lady to go out and talk up her husband during a reelection campaign, even more important when po...

newspaper. here's part of the conversation. port authority, we ask you if all is well there. concord yeah, all is well. it's only a technical failure. >> port authority, how many people are on board? >> captain, 2, 300. >> port authority, how come so few people? are you on board? >> captain, no, i'm not on board because the ship is keeling. we've abandoned it. port authority, what? you've abandoned the ship? >> captain, no. what abandon? i'm here. a judge questions the captain at a closed hearing today. he's under arrest and he could be charged with manslaughter. dan rivers is live o...

>> i had just learned justin bieber is my father. >> oh, my god! >> give some credit, good comic timing but also making fun of yourself often. remember bob dole after he got out of the race, so many people came over to his side after he was out because he had that ability to laugh at himself. i think he did a great job yesterday. >> i think he did the best possible. but imagine, the post-game show, dave, the debate is finished and everybody walks to his people. right away, his people said turn around, go find a camera and start explaining yourself quickly. >> if he could have a do over, we'd r...