"bests" in a moment, and the son president george w. bush never had. first, so you know who gets screwed on this president's birthday? all of the august 4thers, roger clemons, rocket reshaad, frankie ford who sang "sea cruise" and louis armstrong. louis armstrong? let's play "oddball." and we begin with a sad story out of kingfisher lake near peterboro, england. benson, the celebrity carp is dead. benson, named after the cigarette brand benson hedges because of the cigarette-shaped hole in one of her fins is believed to be the largest carp in england. she weighed in over 60 pounds and over h...