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>> dave, i'm having a series of lunches at the russian tea room here in new york city. but try to get up for the game to get ready for the trip over there to see vladimir putin and those russian mountains and the palm trues down at ground level. this is an unbelievable place over there! >> obama's got republicans in a compromising position and now he's ready to push his package through congress ♪ ♪ push it push it good ♪ push it ♪ push it real good >> ah, but long before jimmy was the hot new thing in late night, dave was the hot new thing in late night. that's right, people under 40. ...

But try to get up for the game to get ready for the trip over there to see vladimir putin and those russian mountains and the palm trees down at ground level. this is an unbelievable place over there! >> obama's got republicans in a compromising position and now he's ready to push his package through congress ♪ ♪ push it push it good ♪ push it ♪ push it real good >> ah, but long before jimmy was the hot new thing in late night, dave was the hot new thing in late night. that's right, people under 40. the current oldest comedian in late night was once the hot new thing. back when he was ...

Person. and they make so many jokes over so many years about getting your prostate checked that it became a joke and a thing you don't do. but it's not a joke that we're going to die from it. >> wait, i just -- women, when they talk more about getting mammograms and checking your breasts -- they go and do it. men, because they're talking about it a lot, have an aversion to it? is that what you're saying? >> right, because it was always the joke you hear about the plastic glove pop, you have to be in a compromising position. so happy that now it's nonintrusive. you don't have to go through thos...

>> protected. >> did you bring protection with you? >> i do not, no. >> you don't know or you do not -- >> i do not. >> what were you going to do if she didn't have any? >> then i wasn't going to get involved. >> did you do any drugs today? >> no, sir. i was so nervous -- nervous and scared. >> like most men caught in this compromising position, the johns demeanor is one of shame and contrition. >> i could tell you, i will not find myself sitting here ever again. it is a very embarrassing situation. and i won't find myself in this seat again. >> do you have a daughter? >> i do. >> she the olde...

Unprotected sex. >> protected. >> did you bring protection with you? >> i do not, no. >> you don't know or you do not -- >> i do not. >> what were you going to do if she didn't have any? >> then i wasn't going to get involved. >> did you do any drugs today? >> no, sir. i was so nervous -- nervous and scared. >> like most men caught in this compromising position, the johns demeanor is one of shame and contrition. >> i could tell you, i will not find myself sitting here ever again. it is a very embarrassing situation. and i won't find myself in this seat again. >> do you have a daughter? >> i do...