Page 9 - Crap Load News Today : Breaking News, Live Updates & Top Stories | Vimarsana

Mustachio d. >> they don't have that in canada? >> you have moose. >> they eat moose. >> should women get a tax break? >> according to a report that i just made up, they spend a crap load on grooming. >> the only fallout is my blowout is tax deductible. >> bill, you couldn't grow a mustache no matter how hard you tried, yet you have seven nipples. are you sad? >> i am amazed you turned that into a question. kudos to you. >> i can grow a mustache. it looks like a super glued pubic hair on my face. i was going to grow one and join these guys, but during the commercial break i had my

You do it anyway and it turns into something. >> you made a crap load of money off that, didn't you? >> what was the first thing you bought? tell me? >> a jaguar. >> you bought a jaguar? i like you are honest. the animal, right? not the car? >> and then the check $375 for bill. >> i gave him back 50. >> "tell it to my heart" what does it get? >> i haven't figured it out. do you have a good idea what that may be? >> what do you tell it? >> thanks for keeping me alive. i don't like it when you are fast and i am running. i get palpitations when i do the coke. >> you are a renouned baseball memora...

Mama? the answer is the opposite of not yes squared. according to politico .com the president is acting like a nanny to america or worse a scold. the age of open change has spent a crap load of time add admonishing americans on how they will change. his advice to parents to replace the video game with a book and make sure the homework gets done. he urged members of congress not to watch blogs. he has proded people to get off the couch. eat theythy and exercise more. so is he overreaching when it comes to things like over eating. where was he in this chicken time of need?

Is obama becoming your mama? the answer is the opposite of not yes squared. according to politico .com the president is acting like a nanny to america or worse a scold. the age of open change has spent a crap load of time add admonishing americans on how they will change. his advice to parents to replace the video game with a book and make sure the homework gets done. he urged members of congress not to watch blogs. he has proded people to get off the couch. eat theythy and exercise more. so is he overreaching when it comes to things like over eating. where was he in this chicken time of need?

So, what is the real outrage? is the first four words of donald tweets. uranium deals with russia. think about it. we sold a crap load of uranium to russia. were we clean out of anthrax spores? we throat a crap load of uranium to russia. like selling steroids to lance armstrong. it leads to nothing good. we sold uranium to russians and we didn't see that as a problem pressure for the past ten months we have been lectured that russians aren't to be trusted by the same idiots who had no problem selling them uranium. now, it's silence over a shady new deal they are breathless over some word dossi...