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Prenup for trump. >> bob: what is wrong with folk singers and protest singers? >> greg: why don't they write them something that costs them something, going after their own industry, then they're not cool. i wouldn't know. it's the one you would know? >> kimberly: clearly the boss was hanging out with president obama, oprah, everybody come up when he made this next tongue love tape -- next song love tape. >> dana: got to go to tahiti now. >> greg: i siam, ipod tickets cannot remember when you had to buy tickets by waiting in line, a three-hour concert, he had this whole section of ballads.

>> dana: hezbollah. >> bob: hezbollah. they are all allies. >> kimberly: to act in concert. >> bob: what happens when the syrian government falls? >> kimberly: greg? >> greg: let me tell you what happens, bob. they played us like a cheap banjo on a bridge, when you look at our present group, mattis, tillerson, or matterson, as i like to call them -- >> kimberly: and haley. >> greg: at their poker faces have a poker face. ashamed to think they weren't at the table to stop this stupid deal. let me give you a little history lesson, because, as you know, i know very little. there are two groups to...

New unicorn frappuccino came out today. please don't get it! i have never made so many frappuccinos in my entire life. i have unicorn crap all in my lungs and nose. if you love us as baristas, don't order it! for the love of god and everything that is good, don't get the unicorn frappuccino! >> eric: is that what you are thinking, only he verbalized it? >> greg: an american hero. the unicorn frappuccino is soiling the purity of the mystical unicorn. just calling something a unicorn doesn't make it magical, and that is what is wrong with this world, they are taking the meaning of the unicorn an...

Call kim jong-yum-yum, they just make bombs and stuff, what should be happening and why isn't it happening? >> so we know that he is an unstable man who has nuclear weapons. >> we've got trump now. >> about the deal with an unstable man who has nuclear weapons, what could go wrong. >> eric: comparing the president to an unstable dictator. >> greg: you could see the joke coming, like a frisbee on a desert, a mile away. i interviewed scott adams yesterday, the guy who created "dilbert," now if long lifestyle choice to think trump is crazy. it's like recycling, something you have to tell people i...

Up with springsteen and bon jovi, so i didn't have to dislike them for their lyrics are politics, i just didn't like them. i grew up with the who, led zeppelin, never really hear the lyrics. >> greg: he's always born to do something, or a darkness. springsteen is a regional talent. [laughter] >> kimberly: let the twitter war begin. >> bob: i think he is right on. by the way, the who was way before springsteen. spitted not really. >> bob: i sought the who in 1968. >> eric: you thought you saw the who. it was a cow. >> kimberly: you were milking at 3:00 a.m. >> bob: i was pretty stoned, but i th...