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against rivals manchester united. good morning. as we go through this week it _ good morning. as we go through this week it will_ good morning. as we go through this week it will turn much colder with some _ week it will turn much colder with some of— week it will turn much colder with some of us— week it will turn much colder with some of us seeing snow. today we had snow across_ some of us seeing snow. today we had snow across parts of the north and north-east — snow across parts of the north and north—east of scotland. as we can further— north—east of scotland. as we c...

twitter says defending and respecting the users�* voice remains one of its core values, but the users i've spoken to are left with questions. and you can watch "bbc panorama: elon musk�*s twitter storm" at 8pm tonight on bbc one and on iplayer. you can also read more on the bbc website. not all pupil have been able to make it to school due to illness. so, some schools are bringing the classroom to them by using robots which can act like teachers or classmates. david lumb�*s been to see one in action. so alex, which of the following will always improve the net profit margin of a...

st helens beat castleford by 20 points to 12 to restore their four—point lead at the top of superleague. they survived a late fight back to secure their 18th win in 22 games this season. elsewhere there were wins for leeds rhinos and catalans dragons. italy's francesco bagnaia won the british motogp at silverstone to move up to fourth in the riders standings. french riderjohann zarco had lead from pole, but crashed out onjust the fifth lap as he chased his first victory in the top category. and in cricket's hundred competition willjacks hit a match—winning 81 runs as oval invinci...

being an action thriller. and it turns out there are a lot of other hit men on the train — coincidence or not, two of them are supposedly british hit men. and we'll see from the clip that they're having a little conversation about their names. one is called lemon, and one is called tangerine. let's have a look. lemon. tangerine. you're bleeding, mate. that's not mine, mate. it's not yours? 0h, in that case, just leave yourjacket open and let people have a good old look. yeah, i want everyone to see my tie. pull your coat together so no—one else notices, lemon. i think they'll not...

but if we're sticking with fruit, why notl apple or orange? so what's in this case? on phone: are we doing this? you know what's in the case. money, it's always money. tangerine's a sophisticated fruit. oh, now a fruit's sophisticated? . yeah, it's cross—hybridised with other fruit. they're adaptable — like me. then why am i lemon? because you're sour — no—one likes lemon. lemonade, lemon drops... you got a sore throat? lemon meringue pie. when was the last time you ate a lemon meringue pie? lemon drizzle cake. i'm sorry, are you talking about lemons? i quite like lemons — ...