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Go in there, and all of a sudden you show up, and they fired your buddy and hired a no nonsense pro, so you stop going to the bar. that's what happened -- >> that happens to me all the time. greg: i'm running out of places to drink. it's just me and dobbs. >> peanut of the night. greg: knee -- peanut of the night. up next, isis calls the president an idiot. that'll show him. [applause] only invisalign® clear aligners are made with smarttrack® material to precisely move your teeth to your best smile. see how invisalign® treatment can shape your smile up to 50% faster today at invisalign.com ...

You show up, and they fired your buddy and hired a no nonsense pro, so you stop going to the bar. that's what happened -- >> that happens to me all the time. greg: i'm running out of places to drink. it's just me and dobbs. >> peanut of the night. greg: knee -- peanut of the night. up next, isis calls the president an idiot. that'll show him. [applause] for my constipation, my doctor recommended i switch laxatives. stimulant laxatives make your body go by forcefully stimulating the nerves in your colon. miralax is different. it works with the water in your body to hydrate and soften. unblockin...

They're going to say that regardless. granted, isis was sort of formed as a resistance to assad, but there's a lot of different factions, shia, sunni, all kinds of civil war type stuff going on. you know what's scary? this isis spokesman is sort of right because president trump is the only one who understands what levant is. they just keep losing all their power. they lost like 70,000 fighters and they're going to get it handed to them, and they'll dress up like women. when i see them face to face, they run. >> little cry babies. they run home to their goats. [laughter] [applause] >> i didn't ...

[laughter] this is my concern -- >> yeah. >> doesn't isis know that the word "idiot" is a microaggression? greg: it's true. >> it is, because in the 1800s they used it the describe people with mental delays. greg: that's i true. >> i was on the fence about isis, this is too far! greg: right. [laughter] >> round 'em up, diversity training, there you go. greg: that might actually be the worst punishment for isis. >> get in the vibe -- >> you were asking about the thing with the missiles. like, president trump launched 60 missiles in, like, 30 minutes, and that was kind of a -- wait until he laun...

Greg: all right, yeah, i know. k.g., what happens when harvard and isis are thinking the same way, when they actually think the enemy is the president and not some kind of, i don't know, other enemy? the enemy should be isis. >> well, that's a big problem, clearly, so you should go to a community college where you can get a much better education and don't come out brainwashed like that. let them do what they're going to do, but i don't think president trump's sweating them. greg: no, i know, i don't think he's keeping himself up at night wondering what the double door army is doing. >> yes, ex...