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Darling -- greg: yep. or maybe it was this. >> now having said all this -- [laughter] why aren't i 50 points ahead, you might ask. greg:ing it was that bad. talk about a stunt i blowing up in your taste. even geraldo was like, oh, glad i'm not here. [laughter] right now he's thank god for rachel maddow. no more drunks shouting al capone's vault at him when he's on his yacht. it's thousand rachel's returns. -- it's now rachel's returns. it reminded me of those youtube pranksters, all this buildup before the trick goes really wad. >> oh! [bleep] [laughter]

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She's more of a capitalist than lou dobbs. anyway -- [laughter] it's refreshing not to be on the crazy side of things for once. remember when president obama used to drive right-wingers crazy? >> let's say bill is the average american here x i'm president obama. this is the way i feel. i feel like president obama is just saying, you know what? [laughter] i've got that $3.5 trillion budget that we're doing, you know? what else could i possibly do td the hearn people? to the american people? president obama, why don't you just set us on fire. don greg: oh, those were good times. thousand the clo...

Greg: well done. [laughter] literally, his ass is well done. [laughter] [applause] so was that a bad idea? >> oh, my god -- >> that was such a bad idea. greg: and, you know, you can always sense a stunt is about to go wrong which is why rachel dragged in other hosts andhe guests to save her. thousand she claims it's the viewers' fault for expecting so much from so little. this is after acting like she discovered bigfoot's penise inside the locke necessary monster's -- lock necessary monster's butt. which would be area. but like the dopes on youtube, it's all about the numbers with by playing a...

[laughter] greg: what's wrong with cheetoh dust? three, the world is ending. >> nyet, sir, nyet! nyet! nyet! no, we won't. we see what you have done, sir. greg: glad she brought the sign. four, losing your [bleep] mind. >> no! [applause] greg: but then finally, there is acceptance. join us, we're having a good time. [cheers and applause] the fact is we are now living in a parallel universe where one-half finds fear in the other half's fun. so what side would you rather with on? [cheers and applause] >> here he is.