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Number four, iphone 4. surprised at. only it's difficult to use after you steal it. number five, gillette mach 4 razor. they're expensive. >> i didn't know they were that kind of crazy. we hear the talk 2012 supposed to beat end of the world according to the mayan predictions, an expert decoded the mayan tablet. we are transition into a new era not end of the world. >> hopefully new era of prosperity. >> we'll still be here and so will the polka. >> ha-ha. ♪ ♪ politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores ♪ ♪ that's the world news polka ♪ tapes that roll in way too slow st...

School trying to reward youngsters who had taken part in a fund-raising drive, giving them slap bracelets. some kids got curious, started peeling back the cloth that wrapped around their wrist when they peeled it back, what was on the bendable metal were pictures of nude women. now they're trying to get their bracelets back from the kids who got an early biology lesson. on the bright side, the thing, young men who got the bracelets were studying hard. with that, here is your morning polka. ♪ politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores ♪ ♪ that's the world news polka ♪ ta...

>> they say that's like 70 krispy kremes. [ burping noise ] >> didn't gain a pound. >> probably didn't. not very mature around here. it is friday. something you can't eat. good old-fashioned phone book. you remember that, put the big brick phone book. throw it on your lawn. >> now called the internet. >> now called the internet. blackberry, iphone. what have you. they're doing away with that. no more phone books. >> all digital. >> even when they're new they smelled old. >> took up space. doorstoppers. >> time for your polka. ♪ ♪ politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores tha...

>> duh, grape. >> creamy or -- >> creamy, duh. >> really? >> you like chunky? >> i like the all-natural and i like raspberry jam. >> i'll give you raspberry. there's nothing like the classic. >> you should see the staffers lined up to eat these sandwiches. come over here. >> you can tell it's a recession. come get a sandwich. come on out. >> let's polka. >> of course, it's friday. >> oh, my god. >> oh, my god, what is this? >> april fool's! ♪ politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores ♪ ♪ that's the world news polka ♪ ♪ tapes that roll in way too slow ♪ ♪ stuff you ...

She now had to go to court and pay $120,000 bail and could face nine years in jail for fraud. >> oh, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. >> don't do that. >> yeah, well, good luck getting in shape in jail. from the "chicago tribune," a clinic in west des moines advertising for men to do something special during march madness, get a vasectomy. they say if you get it on thursday and friday, you can recuperate all weekend by watching the games. i'm not quite sure i'd take that advice. there's things i'd much rather do on the weekend like listen to the "world news polka." ♪ ♪ politics and foreign wars a...