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We've got 30 seconds to tell you the next one. i don't need that much time. a cat doing a cool trick. he's on a set of stairs. he decide i don't want to go the conventional way. i will do my own thing. watch me do my own thing. here he goes. thank gosh for the carpeted stairs. otherwise wouldn't be able to do that. then goes back conventional way. why not? boom. >> cool cat. >> different breed of cat. >> time for the polka. >> yes. ♪ politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores ♪ ♪ that's the "world news" polka ♪ ♪ tapes that roll in way too slow stuff you saw on koppel's...

Brought the weed across, scuba dive. in the pvc pipe here. he had eight pounds of it. apparently 1:00 a.m. in the morning, border patrol looks at the surveillance camera, see the guy swimming across the st. clair river. he's towing this pvc pipe pick him up. lo and behold. 8 pounds of dope in the pipe. dope coming from canada. usually it's the south up instead of north down. >> true. very good point. equal opportunity there. ♪ politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores ♪ ♪ that's the "world news" polka ♪ ♪ tapes that roll in way too slow stuff you saw on koppel's show â...

Dive. in the pvc pipe here. he had eight pounds of it. apparently 1:00 a.m. in the morning, border patrol looks at the surveillance camera, see the guy swimming across the st. clair river. he's towing this pvc pipe pick him up. lo and behold. 8 pounds of dope in the pipe. dope coming from canada. interesting, novel way. usually it's the south up instead of north down. >> true. very good point. equal opportunity there. ♪ politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores ♪ ♪ that's the "world news" polka ♪ ♪ tapes that roll in way too slow stuff you saw on koppel's show ♪ ♪ ...

Now to a better story, america can have claim to the guinness book of world record, record of the oldest man alive, 112 years old, self-taught musician, from spain, came to the u.s., in 1920, known by name of shorty, a he credits it to a banana and six aspirins a day. >> banana, six aspirins. >> 15 grand kids, five great, great grand kids. he looks awesome. polka time. ♪ politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores ♪ ♪ that's the world news polka ♪ tapes that roll in way too slow stuff you saw on koppel's show ♪ ♪ that's the world news polka ♪ it's late at night you'r...

Twerking is. you can twerk. >> people would rather see you twerk. i'm here for the night. you need to twerk. >> one of them halfway does the twerk. >> right at the moment where she was twerking. >> anyway. that's for you guys. ha-ha! ♪ politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores ♪ ♪ that's the "world news" polka ♪ ♪ tapes that roll in way too slow stuff you saw on koppel's show ♪ ♪ that's the "world news" polka ♪ ♪ it's late at night you're wide awake and you're not wearing pants ♪ ♪ so grab your "world news now" mug and everybody dance ♪ ♪ have some fun ...