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What? c'mon, buddy, you know that dunking is for oreo cookies only. dad, this is the oreo of snack cakes. oreo chocolate. soft oreo creme. it was made for dunking. if dunking oreo cakesters were acceptable, there would be a song about it. there is. ♪ ice cold milk and an oreo cakester ♪ no. no, that is not -- no, that is wrong. ♪ they forever go together, what a classic combination ♪ la la la! i'm not listening to that. that is not how it goes! [ male announcer ] dunk or don't dunk. choose your side. as we're finishing up, i mention i'm going to the bathroom more often. he checks it ou...

Who think dunking oreo cakesters is awesome. well, i'm gonna start a facebook group called the dunking is for oreo cookies only and is even awesomer... group! [ beeping ] uh...okay, uh... how do i join facebook? or you just automatically in it? how does that work? [ male announcer ] dunk or don't dunk. choose your side. . i have a correction to make. you know how people sometimes confuse congressman pete sessions with senator jeff sessions or, say, roger federer with quinton tarantino. governor mcdonnell, as you know,

We racially profile based on our recent experience with terrorism, then it's clear. it's clear, it's obvious, it's common sense. we are now looking for anyone who is a man, a woman, a european, a blond, a bru net, which leaves only one being on planet earth above reproach and that is alf. everybody else, i'm sorry, you fit the profile. only. dad, this is the oreo of snack cakes. oreo chocolate. soft oreo creme. it was made for dunking. if dunking oreo cakesters were acceptable, there would be a song about it. there is. ♪ ice cold milk and an oreo cakester ♪ no. no, that is not -- no, that ...