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>> you had to learn to deal with it if you wanted to make it in the clubs. and the best ones did. >> hi, pigs. >> i don't know how to say this, but i want to be on you. >> i dated my last boyfriend for two years. finally, i gave him an ultimatum. i said, listen, either you tell me your name or it's over. >> this is my long, luxurious blond hair. ain't it pretty? >> yes. >> i could put it in a ponytail, you want to see? >> yeah. >> no. >> whoopi goldberg always thought of herself as an actress more so than a comedian. she was very much in the spirit of lily tomlin, more so than the stand-ups of...

>> i dated my last boyfriend for two years. finally, i gave him an ultimatum. i said, listen, either you tell me your name or it's over. >> this is my long, luxurious blond hair. ain't it pretty? i could put it in a ponytail, you want to see? no. whoopi goldberg always thought of herself as an actress more so than a comedian. she was very much in the spirit of lily tomlin, more so than the stand-ups of era. >> they said, are you a valley girl? no, i'm a surfer, because before there was the mall, there was the ocean, okay? >> she was so much more than stand-up, she was commenting on the world w...

Stand-up, she was commenting on the world we're living in a really interesting way through these different characters. >> i passed this big dude walking around the circus with a picket sign, talking about, stop abortion. i said, i have the answer to abortion. he said, what is it? i said, shoot your [ bleep ]. >> i was always an actor. and one of the reasons i started doing monologues is because i couldn't get any work, because people sort of look at you and decide what you can do and what you can't or what they think you can do. >> what does it take to become successful and how tough is it for...

>> locked inside for 23 hours a day, the men must sleep, shower, and eat inside their cell. >> it's dirty. it is dirty. point-blank dirty. >> when i first came here, i was free from blemish. now look at my arms. you see all these spots? i'm like a leopard now. and guess what? they can't even tell me what it is. >> this place is unsanitary. this place is filthy. >> convicted of armed robbery, bernard jones has been incarcerated for 3 1/2 years and is currently appealing his case. >> i got to use the bathroom around other brothers. there ain't no separation. ain't no shower curtain. that means w...

Not when you want to. >> locked inside for 23 hours a day, the men must sleep, shower, and eat inside their cell. >> it's dirty. it is dirty. point-blank dirty. >> when i first came here, i was free from blemish. now look at my arms. you see all these spots? i'm like a leopard now. and guess what? they can't even tell me what it is. >> this place is unsanitary. this place is filthy. >> convicted of armed robbery, bernard jones has been incarcerated for 3 1/2 years and is currently appealing his case. >> i got to use the bathroom around other brothers. there aren't no separation. ain't no showe...