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50 Funny Tweets About The Things Parents Repeat

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Kids tend to have selective hearing when it comes to requests from their parents. Naturally, that leads to a lot of repetition.
The hilarious parents of Twitter have shared truly relatable tweets lamenting the surprising number of times they say things like, “Don’t lick the door!” and “With soap!”
Below, we’ve rounded up 50 too-real tweets about the things parents repeat. Enjoy!
If you’re on the fence about having kids, repeat “Put your shoes on, please” 100 times in a row until you’re in a blinding rage & see if it’s right for you. Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) September 6, 2018 ....

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Funny And Relatable Tweets About Kids' Art

The only thing that upsets my daughter more than messing up on a drawing is me suggesting she use a pencil instead of marker. Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 16, 2017
5-year-old: What do you want for Mother’s Day?
Wife: For you to be nice to your sisters all day.
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5: I drew you a horse. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 8, 2016
Last night, my oldest drew a picture of a sun with a sad face. I asked him why the sun was sad and he said, Because the moon was going to be here soon and the sun had to leave. It was such a deep thought. ....

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Too-Real Tweets About Parents Hiding From Their Kids

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Sure, parenthood involves lots of love, laughter and joy. But it also involves tantrums, white lies, strange Google searches and perhaps most importantly, hiding.
The funny moms and dads of Twitter have long tweeted about their “alone time” hiding in closets, bathrooms, cars and beyond to get a break from the chaos of kids. Amid the COVID-19 pandemic, the need has only increased.
If you’re looking for some hiding spot inspiration, keep scrolling for 45 funny tweets from parents about their refuges of choice.
Just enjoying a little me time. So, basically hiding from my family in the bathroom. Manic Mama (@JannaKillHimNik) April 7, 2019 ....

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Ten hilarious tweets parents of young children can relate to

Parenting is an exhausting and very rewarding endeavour. It is also hilarious. ....

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Tweets That Explain Why Parents Can't Have Nice Things

4: But that part was fun. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 26, 2020
My dearest children: You are the reason I wake up every morning. The reason I breathe. And most importantly, the reason we can t have nice things. Unremarkable Files (@ThatEvansLady) May 25, 2020
I set my kids up with mugs of hot chocolate over a white carpet so I, too, like to live dangerously. Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford) February 23, 2020
A heads up that if you re toddler comes into the room and says mommy nothing happened , something definitely fucking happened. Hopefully you re kids a self-snitch like mine and also immediately shows you what he broke amil (@amil) July 13, 2020 ....

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