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>> that's today. >> this is today! look at that. oh, my gosh. why do they have a picture of john mccain and sarah palin on the front of the art section today? exactly. they're dead ringers. we're not going to get there. oh, look at this, court papers and spiderman suit could tarnish reputation. >> also important. >> she's going after them, isn't she? she gets fired, she's getting her revenge. huh. okay. it's one day before the big super tuesday primary contest. >> any sports this weekend, willie. >> there are new nbc news wall street journal poll results showing a tough match-up against pr...

Cory spawn department, good to see you, pinch. >> according to the art section, the ancient art of street theater is alive and well. and appearing in a subway station near you. i would often perform my one paper show of hamlet on the 57th street stop. >> fantastic. >> you are like our own lawrence oliviier. >> yes, but i am alive. should you be packing heat near a whisky meat? should you be armed with a 9 while siping wine? virginia passed a law asking them to bring their guns into bars and restaurants. lefty wails they they would turn the joint into a war zone. but they were wrong. you didn...

Not worth 5* nickel. >> i would like to file a grievance at 20 minutes past, brooke goldstein came in and said happy 4-20 and pulled out a bag of odd looking tauacco and proceeded to smoke my art section. fi on her. >> finally a use for your art section. >> how dare you, sir? i withdraw my fi to brooke and put it squarely into your puckered face. >> thank you. >> you are welcome. >> all right. >> all right indeed. >> yes. >> okay. >> okay. >> let's go on. >> let's not go on. >> shut up. >> you shut up. the loon from "plough platoon" has under to a new tune. and barack is nothing but a croc. ...

Lead anchor and writer for no good tv and the host of rock and roll fantasy camp that starts on vh1 classic. she is so hot that fire wears carrie keegan proof pajamas. >> complicated, but true. >> it is the legendary dark night of the democrats. the fox news contributor. he knows votes like i know goats. there is bill shultz. he smells of cat food and imminent death. and next to me is joe delorosa. and his crappy pages only line cages. >> look at minola's review in the art section. apparently it is about a book with a face on it that the younger generation loves, greg. speaking of love, carrie...