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The worst is the current climate thing. there is no more violence than before. there are tea parties from last week. have i seen scare yes, sir office picnics. when captain busy hands talks about the vast echo chamber, he is talking about those who smear their intellectual adversaries as racists. it is happening so much it is starting to make me really, really, really mad. maybe that's the point. if you disagree you are a racist homophobe who hate tofu. >> let's go to the tele prompter. >> they are as high as i am. that was a hard-hitting greg-alogue. let's go to name dropper greg. >> hi, name...

Was broke. >> not helpful to the nation's dialogue. >> i did not write that book. andy has been putting my name on inflammatory materials and circulating them through the country. >> proof. >> it doesn't look handwritten, greg. >> question for pat. you say soul sister has been downloaded 57 million times. that lacks a ring of truth. >> it is pretty close. it is more like 3 million in the u.s., but it is going to be 57. >> and lastly, greg, you said you downloaded it a million times yourself. you know you don't have to do it, right? once you download it you can play as many times you want. oh j...

On the web, pornography. >> i live in san francisco, and a tip jar just went up at my cannibus club. >> as a raging metro sexual i find your metro comments very, very offensive. listen, i have perfectly moisturized face, skin, totally smooth everywhere. everywhere! and my tan is perfectly perfect. greg, you know what, i know that you get spray tanned. i know you do. >> greg, about the shoe throw in thing, my philosophy on that is if someone throws a shoe at you, smack them in the face with a cleat. maybe you should do it to bill. bye, greg. >> hi, greg, it is january. -- jan. i just wanted to ...

Beautiful. they are beautiful. would you tour there? >> absolutely. i can't wait jie. the groupies would be be great. diana, the clothing you wear, do you ever worry that sometimes it could cause major disasters? >> i think about that every day. in fact, i'm like, what is today's richter scale going to do? will it go up if i show more skin? this is ridiculous. honestly, do we really need to say it, it is absurd. and if they are really afraid of this, perhaps they should just move all of the women to paps corbus and i am in favor. >> pat robertson and hugo chavez and depap-chopra credited the e...

>> he does like to party. >> i do get the feeling are you seriously thinking about replacing your drummer with mcmenthol. >> i am thinking about replacing everybody in my life. >> greg, you said you will never see smokers protest anything. that's because every place they would protest is smoke-free. >> it kept us off the roads and in our homes. we can't even smoke in our homes now. what is happening in this world? >> i only smoke four cigarettes a night. >> thanks. >> thought you might loo i can to know. >> and bill smoke to hide his foul body odor. last year the city council passed a dress co...