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Aliens to exist, they're jerks. just shoot them out of the school. >> can we give a few earthlings up? i would pick a couple of them over others. >> greg: the democratic party. >> neil: nice red meat there, greg. >> greg: serve that up. the thing is, they put out a statement saying nobody fly your things. we'll shoot them down. then see what it is when it's shot down. >> greg: yes. what if it's the bubble boy? the bubble boy. remember that one? is that what his name was? boo loan boy. i ruined that. up next, do

My safe word yahtzee. roll it. >> greg: if you replaced the names with greek letters, are you stigmatizing the greeks? haven't they had enough stigmatism? >> democracy on us. >> greg: yes. they used to do the olympics nude, pete. >> they did. >> greg: i think they did. i'm sure i read that somewhere. >> turns out that you're partially right. a nude competition may have started after one guy lost his loin cloth. >> greg: so the partially nude, i was partially correct. >> there you go.

So i think that the ufo thing is a thing. aliens are probably out there, maybe. why wouldn't there be? the government says oh, maybe, maybe not. they don't know what they're talking about. >> greg: they couldn't figure out a virus. >> exactly. would that be weird? we're weird. we suck. freaks and geeks was cancelled because it couldn't compete with who wants to be a millionaire? they're probably out there and don't want to hang out. >> still defending james franco. >> not at all. i'm -- i was too old for him ten years ago. >> greg: perfect. so joe, i want to throw out my reoccurring theory tha...

>> greg: are laws getting passed while politicians are smashed? in the connecticut, they're treating the government lining drunks at last call. i was drunk when they passed the tax increase is an excuse they can no longer use. probably they don't want clips from state rep robin comey. >> understand that she was able to -- i'm sorry. >> greg: i've been there, lady. it's the wine i had at dinner. do lawmakers need a lesson about boozing while in session? let's check in on an expert. ♪♪

Today's athletes don't compete naked. so next time you have me over to watch your olympic wrestling videos, just know that i know they're supposed to be wearing clothes. okay. we have to move on. kat, let's take a look at what you said earlier this week about veterans. if you would, please. >> look, i married a veteran. i'm now half veteran. >> greg: doesn't work that way. she's got half of a bronze star. >> yeah. >> well, kat, i have news for you. you're not half veteran but you are full of [bleep]. >> you know, i'm so glad that you and so many people on the internet brought that up to me. be...