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>> still getting punches in? are you still getting punches in? you are confused. get it, oli. >> that has success all over it. does anybody want to hear from this guy? >> i think everybody wants to hear from this guy. it will be fleeting. it is cheap to use him. he has little to know tv experience. he is only interested because he sleeps with prostitute, and we could all anybody. they should call it, kathy parker and the guy who schlepped with somebody. in bed you said there was something wrong with this and what is it? >> the guy has a colorful past, but he is not colorful. he talks like lur ...

Than elliott spitzer. >> he is the only one left alive from "different strokes." >> he's alive? >> theoretically. >> does it give everybody hope they will get a show. >> i think both these stories gives them confidence they will hit the jackpot. the vice president walks in and you are getting a book deal out of that. >> just have sex with one famous guy and you never have to work again. >> that's what i did. >> who was it? >> i am not telling you, but i am in a lot of movies with hem. >> i think the fact that the guy has a really, really wild, dark side means that everything outside -- it is b...

Reads him a peter north movie. it is explicit talking about -- dropping a north wrench. >> you just ate yours. >> he is crashing in. >> crashing into a group. >> here, north. >> have you not watched porn since like 86? >> it is l allen south now. >> greg, you said no guy asked for an abdominal massage. there is a practice called chi-ne-song. it is an origin in which the massage therapist was trained and involved with massaging the abdomen to train internal organs to work efficiency. >> the guy who intented that is saying, it is a few inches from my genitals. josh -- >> instead of starting on m...

>> it is weird. it is like a funny, mushy movie? >> it is a funny, funny movie. there are a couple parts in there of mushiness, but nothing like where all of a sudden it is -- you know, take a bike turn like a james brooks movie and is serious. >> we are not getting sear us why. >> i want to ask you about david spade. he is being seen with that chick padma from "top chef." >> he is? >> so i want to ask you, why has he slept with every top woman in hollywood? >> i think spade made a list in high school of who he loved and he worked hard to get all of them. spade is a funny, funny guy. he charms...

>> well, he is a physical freak. he's 7'7". so any time you see somebody 7'7", it gets your attention. and then you wonder can this guy play? he is one of those guys. any time you are going to the basket you are looking for him. a bunch of guys say they are shot blockers who are not shot blockers. but any time you went to the basket you were looking for manute. he tried to block every shot. it didn't matter if you were physical or you dunked on him. he wanted to keep trying to block shots. >> it was amazing. reading up on him, he never averaged really more than four points a game but he could ...