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>> he gets the gold medal there. >> good one, shira springer, thank you very much. let's take it to the table. >> i want one of those puppies. >> i know you do. maybe you can get one of those. look, part of what we're doing here with the olympics is trying to create stars. even though america as a nation is doing very well, we're trending toward the top, we're seeing some of the big brand names, bode miller, shaun white, shani davis, flopping. and it has me wondering like where are the big stars, where are the brand names we expected to come out? who will be on the wheeaties bo at the end of t...

Little more gung ho. now i think if it's going to make you happy, come out. if not -- as long as someone's not attacking gay people, i don't care. it's a funny one, you come out because it's going to make you happy, it's going to make your life better. i don't think you have an obligation, i used to think that. i think it's great, you know, football players, we have this great guy in england called ben cohen who is straight, who is championing homophobe yo. i admire people like him, i think we need more people like that. no one's going to listen to us queens talk about equality. >> completely....

>> and very often you have to pay for the chore. how about the hotel in waikiki? >> i love this. this is a fun, funny one. they're showing you their fitness center. but it's cropped in very close. so you again, is it big, small? is it nice? is it not nice? >> it's green. >> yeah, there is some greenery out the window. you just don't know what to expect in terms of how nice it will be. the reality is it kind of looks like a basement. it sort of looks like a suburban basement where there is only one treadmill, only one bike. you've got the old lamp back in the right side corner. >> but it's a ba...

That the proceeds go to neurological research. it's obviously a concern of mine, and hopefully people can have a good christmas present, good holidays present, and also know they're contributing to trying to find cures for neurological disorders. >> i was happy that the recipe for the welsh cakes is in this book. when i was out on the campaign trail and on your bus, i had the pleasure of eating some of those. they're pretty popular? >> they are. >> give us the secret ingredient. nutmeg. >> you do it yourself. >> i made those. the few days i was home. >> i think he was having a peanut butter an...

Circuit. >> spend more time disgracing his family, just hang out, number five, honestly, does it matter? number four, restore dignity to the name carlos danger. and keep making new friends. >> thank you so much, david letterman. i'm sorry. that was a funny one. >> very good. >> hey, joe carter. you're going to talk about the jets. you have the bleacher report. >> i've seen a lot of fantasy football names as carlos danger. anyhow, rough day for new york sports fans yesterday. derek jeter saying he's done for the season and the quarterback, mark sanchez, could also be done. he's got a few option...