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What's better if you or your republican party paul ryan stays or if he goes a little bit earlier? >> there are two options. are you a shakespeare fan? >> martha: yes, i am. >> mcbeth, act i, scene seven. out now. there are two advantages to that. you have clarity and you get it quicker. and faster. and there's less funny stuff. the longer this goes on, the more this group will pop up and say if we support you, we have to have this in another group that says if you give them that, we get this. there's less funny stuff if you do it quicker. on the other hand, if you wait, you do it in the regula...

People can hardly watch sketches after weekend update. pete: funny stuff, but even then it might touch. kellyanne conway -- >> there's a difference difference in how they make fun of democrats. >> super creepy he was married and that the sketch indicates this very beautiful woman and talked about it on the house floor later on on the senate floor. this is super creepy. they could have been harder on them. pete: the senate non-ethics committee will take care of it. >> interesting "saturday night live" then went on to have the rapper come on. what does he do? what does he do right now in this mo...

Dies and avocado sandwiches. getting high. that's easy to mock. i always did. i always will. that's not the profile of the person throwing rocks through windows at berkeley or shutting down conserving speakers. these people aren't liberals. they are north going to be moved by yoga or sponge sword fights, they are absolutely authoritarian. they are committed to violence. they want to crush you by force and drive you out of the public square. these are not kind of smelly furry peaceful liberals that we grew up with at all. totally different variety. so they're not going to participate in any of ...

>> hillary clinton today said she is very aware of the short falls of her campaign that caused her to lose the election. specifically short falls michigan and short falls wisconsin. [laughter] steve: funny stuff. meanwhile, lawmakers on both sides of the aisle are claiming victory on the upcoming government spending bill vote. but did democrats have another plan? >> they wanted a shutdown. we know that. they were desperate to make this administration look like we couldn't function like we couldn't govern. brian: a sign of things to come? joining us now is mick mulvaney the director of the offi...

Aren't they supposed to be preparing for the real world. 64-year-old air force veteran beat out over 1200 nominees nationwide for that title. look at him. the new town pennsylvania man receiving the news to the cheers of hundreds of students. >> what a surprise. i'm so overwhelmed. and i just can't believe that had t. happened. >> he does all this stuff. and he does it with a smile on his face. abby: believe it or not, he knows the names of all 850 students. obviously so well deserved. how great is that? steve: that is awesome. abby: makes your morning to see that see you soon. steve: thank yo...