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That there is that for you this morning. a little funny stuff for you. dire warning about america's economy. that is what we'll be talking about coming up. credit agencies are now saying, gee the sequester was good in terms of cutting but they want more or else they're threatening to downgrade the united states credit. we're going to talk about that. bill: also a moving train going head-to-head with this truck. more of that in a moment and how the driver of that truck turned out. martha: wow!. plus after the sinkhole that swallowed a florida man, another one is opening up. we're going to speak...

Skies ♪ ♪ for amber waves of grain ♪ ♪ for purple mountains' majesty above the fruited plain ♪ ♪ america america ♪ ♪ god shed his grace on thee ♪ ♪ and crown thy good with brotherhood ♪ >> he has a decent singing voice. >> screen play here. who do you have? >> i have this from hillary. folks have written funny stuff, texts she might be sending to other people. i think that was the best original screen play of the year. >> how about you? >> best original screen play

He can never get on the show. >> brian: he's down to 11:30. that was extremely creative. robin williams is also one of the stars that ended up closing the show. >> steve: you said during the course of the program, jimmy kimmel never said one word on his entire program. >> brian: because he was gagged. bound and gagged. working the cue cards was i think ben affleck. >> steve: funny stuff. meanwhile, onto the number one topic on a lot of people's frozen lips today, the freezing cold. these frigid temperatures have been creating challenges for firefighters battling blazes all across the country. ...

>> steve: funny stuff. we are here in the final day of the dna. we know that the president has in his corner eva longoria and natly portman and you know cloony is walking around here with matthew. >> steve: you know who is in mitt romney's club. we are talking about condoleezza rice james baker and henry kissinger who was secretary for both president ford and nixon as well they are in the washington times if america is strong around the world and be a leader, you need a strong economy and make money. >> gretchen: that is what star power you are in favor of. hollywood type or secretary of state...

Mitt romney taking a shot at a time honored campaign tradition, called airplane bowling. he launched an orange down the aisle to the cheers of the press as senator marco rubio gave the fruit a roll as did attorney general, pam bondy. >> steve: funny stuff. today mr. romney will be in the critical battle ground swing state of ohio. that's where steve brown is standing by with a preview of coming attractions. good morning to you. >> good morning, steve. as you can see, the front end loader over my shoulder, you can probably guess we're going to be talking a little bit about energy and specifical...