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The reason, some say our sports are better. food ball and baseball sometimes seem more exciting. could it be our yankee errogance keeps us from appreciating the most beautiful game? for answers for that question and more we turn to the "red eye" soccer expert. welcome tom o'connor our world cup correspondent. soccer is a very popular game worldwide. why is that? >> it is, it is. as you know, greg, i was given this assignment months in advance and since then i have been doing countless hours of research of for the life, i can't figure out why soccer exists. >> interesting. >> what is the primar...

Chicago. but when he went to bed we wept on chat roulette. and greg, the stories are true. i say it is a five to one guy ratio. and this is 6 p.m. on a sunday evening. >> it is a general magnet. we have to take a break. it is a general magnet and the brand is stained forever. i didn't mean it that way. thank you congressman. way to step out of that topic safely and untarnished. coming up, my interview with the president of my unicorn army, cop 10 horn face. and what will we have to say about gary coleman's shocking demise other than being shocking and demmisey

I don't know how you can shield children 24 hours a day. the greatest teachers as to preventing children from abusing alcohol are the parents themselves. now, if they have this place set aside and to keep the bears' fans out, they have to put up 10-foot high steel bashed -- barbed wire fences. they will go into the stadium and bring that buzz into there, and they will get very upset as my lions defeat the bears. >> interesting. >> you know, bill, you shake your head. isn't the worst thing about tailgating the false comradery that all of these people come there and they are all of a sudden pals...

As you can see they are highly coordinated and very athletic and as you notice, they don't even use a ball. they are that good. >> it is true. >> lock it up now. vegas, you have your winner there. >> they play without helmets. that seems unsafe. soccer players in my opinion should be wearing helmets. >> it would seem unsafe, greg, ut about i have some tape of one of today's games, and if we look at that, you will see these guyses have no risk of head injury. they almost glide right over the glass surface. >> it is such a broad definition of soccer. in this game, they call the beautiful game, w...

He know what's he is doing and he doesn't care. >> there is a flip side to this. what the hell does this say about dement? ras mu son used to work for bush for christ's sake and they are still saying greene has a better chance that dement? poor n ma. >> don't use that word on our show. now it is time for a comment from future greg who visits us from approximately five minutes into the future give or take a minute. future greg, what do you have to say? >> he says his lions will beat the bears. bill shultz continues to sweat a lot. jesse makes a serious comment about alcohol. diana says she like...