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Coach greg said we recognize that qatar has made strides and there's been a ton of progress but there's some work still to do. yeah, i love how arresting people for kissing is some work to do. because issuing real criticism means you won't get to play soccer. but, hey, it could be worse. in accordance with islamic law they could chop your hand off for stealing. no wonder they love soccer so much. tyrus that was pretty good. >> tyrus: that was pretty good. >> greg: because you can't use your hands. >> tyrus: because you can only use your feet. except for the part where you're out of bounds and ...

>> harris: wow. >> greg: that is like the most bizarre question ever. viewers are calling the inclusion of laundry tasteless and unnecessary. even alligators complained saying on twitter, what did we do to deserve this other than eat people? but i have to admit personally it does make jeopardy more fun. like here's one i came up with. jeffrey dahmer was a serial killer who ate his victims much like this type of python found in africa. i could do that all day. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> greg: you see it works. evil jeopardy. evil jeopardy. but in true jeopardy fashion we're left with m...

Far right candidates that they thought they could beat. and, in the end, they did. >> greg: yeah, i know, it worked. it was a sneaky little strategy and i'm a little jealous that the republicans didn't think of it but it's true. also funneled it through ukraine. it's so confusing, i don't know what makes sense anymore. >> harris: we need to know. >> greg: yeah, we need to know. jim do you enjoy watching people get fired on twitter like i do? >> jim: i love it man. elon's basically auditioning for the apprentice the reboot. he's already got the catch phrase you're fired. but he's firing so many...

Would question everything from trade with china to the water pressure of showers. >> but how about the shower? you go into a shower, and i have this beautiful head of hair. you turn on the water, drip, drip, drip. and the worry comes dripping out. just dripping out very quietly. so what do you do? you just stand there longer, you take a shower longer. because my hair, i don't know about you, but it has to be perfect. >> greg: he sounds like joe talking about taking a leak. oh. but no wonder musk has taken trump's place at the left's top target. the only difference is musk can't run for preside...

Deep systemic and structural restructuring of our world. and since it takes some time and the world will look differently after we have done this transition process. >> greg: transition process, klaus schwab. well, rejected. up next, gutfeld. ♪ ♪ >> greg: happy tuesday, everyone. i have to say, this is the best-looking audience we have had so far. [cheers and applause] >> greg: yeah. yummy. there's more 10s than in the