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I remember in college when we had guests coming, even if we wanted a picture we couldn't get close to them. if i didn't like it, i didn't go. if you want to protest somethin- [cheers and applause] >> the video of the guy getting beat up at berkeley, the guy getting punched in the face and stuff like that, the fact that that even -- it never should have got that far. greg: it's crazy. the left used to lead the speech movement now they're leading against it. this is a brilliant move by trump. if you come out against it you look like you're coming out against free speech. >> i think this is all a...

Conspiracy instead of improving the country. instead of an idea, their message is hey, everyone, we're almost human. a candidate suddenly announces he's in love with a movie star, another tries to drink a beer. and here's one working out. yeah, that's not how you work out, lady. do i have to show you my workout? ♪ ♪ >> come on, this is not enough weight. greg: no it isn't, my friend. the more sincere the candidates act the more phony they act. they've replaced a pulse with a

I'm sorry. now you're not that bad. you're just skinny and you have no muscles. >> you're not that fat. that's a compliment coming from greg. >> you look kind of like beto. greg: no! >> empathying beto i everyone es good-looking. greg: that's established by the media who are very homely. i work in media. i can say that. morgan, was this a cop out? >> if you want like your wife of your girlfriend or someone to go to the gym, buy them new cute workout clothes. this is how my husband gets me into sports. he's into snow skis. i'm from florida. he bought me a bunch of new ski clothes and i'm a skie...

Internet, i would be like what in the hell are you doing. but also, if i had a husband, it sounds so weird to even say. if i had a husband and his boss was saying mean things about me, like that i was the wife from hell and he was just like -- i would not care for that either. whether i would or would not be the wife from hell would be irrelevant in that case, because he is kind of the husband from hell. you just make fun of the boss behind his back like a normal person. greg: exactly. tyrus? [applause] >> what, if i had a husband? greg: does it surprise you that kellyanne sided with trump? >>...

Croutons cheese and ranch dressing to be a salad. greg: i worked in fitness for tense years. i'm that person. >> really? greg: it's hard to believe. i had low body fat. it ruled my life. i was miserable. i was ripped but miserable. when i decided to get out of te gym i was much happier and fatter. >> i think we need to see pictures to prove this. >> it's legit. greg: google greg and abs. anyway, get your tickets now for the gutfeld monologues live. next show april 6th d.c., may oklahoma and texas. special guest tom shillue. ♪