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I was remembering a story of a holocaust survivor who went home to his village and found everyone had gone. he said i could understand exactly why noah got drunk. if you imagine what it would have been like after the flood, devastation all these swollen bloated bodies lying around, terrible. >> and it turns out that flood stories like this are not unique to the bible. they can be found all over the ancient world. >> these stories didn't drop from heaven one day. in a clump of words all sent by god in book form. these stories developed in a certain place and time. >> leading some archaeologists...

God ever regrets, so he sends a rainbow as a promise. >> this rainbow shows that god will never send a flood again to hurt humanity. and all the animals that live on this earth. >> what happens next is left out of the colorful pages of storybooks. >> noah comes out of the ark and he plants a vineyard. and gets drunk. i was remembering a story of a holocaust survivor who went home to his village and found everyone had gone. he said i could understand exactly why noah got drunk. if you imagine what it would have been like after the flood, devastation all these swollen bloated bodies lying around...

>> huge. >> it's a really cool story. >> it would turn everything on its head. it is cool. bill? talking about disturbing stories, people selling things on craigslist that they shouldn't be selling. >> they shouldn't be selling. >> you can go and buy a positive pregnancy test. and this is getting to be more -- >> that's not right. >> -- common thing. they're saying you can use it as a gag gift or one person posted maybe you want that man in your life to pop the question finally. can you imagine? >> no! >> men are really not that hard to fool. can't you just take a sharpie and make your own p...

Proof in this. now, one of the witnesses testified saying that the alleged victim, quote, got drunk extremely quickly that night, that they shared about half a bottle of smirnoff vodka throughout the course of the night. another victim talking about that infamous photo of them holding the girl seemingly unconscious. a witness did say that girl was conscious at the time the photo was taken, but she was drunk and could not lift her head. now, the defense has tried to poke holes in these witnesses' testimony, in multiple ways, but mainly saying the witnesses have reconstructed the memory of what ...

On these big fiscal issues hanging over the congress. that's going to be the real story of the first six months of his second term is what do we do on the fiscal issues, can he get some kind of a grand bargain. are there enough tom coles in the congress. that's very much an open topic. >> who does he negotiate with? you know, it's been -- and, you know, i know that people have given the president all sorts of advice. you should work around the leadership. no, no, no. you need to spend more time with the leadership. wi lbj and dirksen got drunk every night. maybe not every night. >> you never k...