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They arrested the swiss cheese pervert, the man accused of indecent exposure with dairy. the man who was up to no gouda, christopher pagano has been allegedly spotted driving up to women in the philly area and offering money to watch him put swiss cheese on his genitals. his neighbors are shocked he would do this. >> are you surprised? >> no. >> what was he like? >> creepy. >> i was mistaken. pagano, a kraft single, also loved guns and hated pants. >> neighbors say he had a bunch of guns. >> yes. >> tell us about it. >> he used to take his guns out and walk around with his underwear on in the ...

Who wants to have sex with cheese and that's all you told him -- >> there it is. >> we need to blur out the cheese, by the way. look at thatand the cheese. >> that generous black box they put over it. >> if you ask to me he is up to no gouda. sorry about that. >> i can't cam and bear this. >> i like yarelsburg. >> you don't want to have sex with the pepper jack. >> no jack cheese in general though. >> please. all right, by the way, he claims to have -- it is called cytophelia which is a fetish for using food as sex. if somebody was to google something right now and want to throw up, i just gav...

Grocery stores. "fox & friends" hour two starts right now. ♪ ♪ paragraph prafer welcome into "fox & friends" on this saturday morning. >> welcome. >> so, is it a problem men going to the grocery store. >> of course it's a problem. >> why is it a problem? >> it's a clash of america. grocery store? >> come on, i love going to the grocery store with my wife. a time that the kids aren't there. and she says she complains any time we are there the bill is 30 bucks higher i'm throwing in blocks of gouda. we use the hash tag fox. >> what are we using? >> ff weekend. >> use the # ff weekend. i'm lo...

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So i mean, you know, certain things they could have, like maybe some more school. but guys get over there and they don't really take it seriously. so, i mean, for the most part, no. no, you in prison, man. >> when i'm walking galleries i'm talking to inmates and i get inmates that say they don't like it at stateville, i think that's a good thing. we don't want stateville to be a nice place. stateville is not designed to be a nice place. >> stateville becomes an even worse place for inmates who cause trouble. >> don't holler at me. >> we'll see just how bad things can get when we return to "loc...