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From our Bureau of Transparent Lies with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Infrastructure Maintenance As always, Castro, Inc. is blaming "the blockade" for all of the blackouts that Cubans have to endure. This excuse, however, has been exposed as a blatant lie by some journalists at Reuters a news outlet that normally ....
From our Bureau of Solutions to Food Shortages with some assistance from our You Can't Fool Ali Baba Bureau Wow. That's a hell of a lot of chicken, guys. No wonder it took 30 of you to pull this off. But, guys, you seem to have been a bit careless during your heist. You should ....
From our Bureau of Socialist Social Justice with some assistance from our Bureau of Varieties of Apartheid Yes, how's this for social justice? If you don't have relatives who can send you dollars, a half-liter bottle of water can cost you more than ten times a half-liter of gasoline. Yes, that's a fact. Gasoline is ....
From our Bureau of Latrine American Kangaroo Courts with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Social Justice According to Castro, Inc. the three individuals being prosecuted at a public trial were being funded by diaspora Cubans. The amount of the alleged funding is ridiculously low $37 U.S. dollars, plus cell phone top-ups. The two women and one ....
From our Bureau of Rare Wrong-Way Crossings of the Florida Straits with some assistance from our Meme-Worthy Feats by Diaspora Cubans Wow. Did you know a conspiracy to overthrow Cuba's dictatorship almost succeeded this past week? Yes, believe it or not, a Cuban landed his jet ski on the north coast of the island, carrying ....