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Your couch. a >> greg: eating kentucky fried chicken like i do. >> juan: this is not only spain, i saw an article that says that they are doing the same thing in russia. >> greg: that is the russian lake. >> juan: it is just like people hanging off of trains or skyscrapers, i think this is how you get distorted reality. people do not live in the moment. they try to create the moment and it is so fake. >> jesse: there is an app for that where you can go on and make the lake look blue. and when these people come out, they are going to look like -- >> lisa: you will need the airbrush. i am with e...

The serious music made it funnier. cnn is the carnival news network. they already have the clowns, now they have the attraction. they need to add a dunk tank, pie eating contest, a ring toss where john lennon can toss rings on chris comeau's head. i feel like i'm being too mean or not mean enough. cnn is the network without right. because close friends tell you when you are making a fool out of yourself. hey, that is an obvious toupee, chris, you are not funny. people will tell you that you have wised it down or you need mouthwash, but nobody is telling cnn that they look like idiots when they...

It is super dangerous. >> jesse: you know what else is dangerous and the lakes? the gators. >> emily: i had to google if that was real. >> greg: it will be real. people start raising them. you can raise them. >> juan: it was a fake ad. >> jesse: about drugs. >> juan: no flushing your drugs. >> emily: you guys, don't go anywhere. fan mail friday is up next. fan mail friday is up next. ♪ ♪ more, more, more ♪ how do you like it, ♪ how do you like it ♪ ♪ more, more, more ♪ how do you like it, how do you like it ♪ all you can eat is back. how do you like that? applebee's. now that's...

>> jesse: definitely not. girlfriend may be. >> emily: two new movie trailers, first "cats," the broadway musical coming to the big screen and people are freaking out about the creepy trailer. watch. ♪ ♪ it sold easy to leave me ♪ all alone with the memory ♪ of my face in the sun >> emily: i said allegedly because i got tears in my eyes, i got chills. i will be there, for performing artist, that is incredible. and francesca howard -- >> greg: can we read the rest of this, please? >> emily: i loved it, but i guess you don't. >> jesse: that was a bad acid trip. >> lisa: you know about th...

Every red blooded american age 15-80 -- >> greg: this is not a guy movie. it is a movie for women. >> jesse: you think it is a movie for women? >> greg: look at emily, she can barely control herself. >> emily: not for the reasons that you are saying, because it is awesome. >> greg: at the title is problematic, top is for good gone is a tool of violent oppression. they should've combined the two movies "cats flying planes." >> lisa: i think you are on something. >> greg: i am on something. >> juan: you know that film is a tremendous success in this regard. i don't know how it did with women. bu...