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I am just going to say them all. that's like saying having a cold is like having cancer. that's like saying your phone dying is like your mom dying. that's like saying that wearing a tie that's too tight is like being behead. that's like saying that eating hot soup and having it burn your mouth is like being burned alive while eating hot soup. that's like saying break fingernail is as bad as having a nail in our finger. greg: it's hard to pick from those. kat: i didn't know which one to make so they all made the air. tyrus: there were no one sentence to describe the moronicness of what she sai...

So he just like, babe, in this scenario, in america we are babe, babe, i know i don't have a job and i live with my move and i can only get aroused when i hear we are the champions on the accordion, but at least i'm not a serial killer, and who is really going to be there for you in the end, and we can get someone to play the accordion. but i don't know women that go for that. i don't think america is going to go for that either. greg: tyrus, is he going to make it to the nomination? tyrus: he's not going to do anything. he's just going to stay home and lock his doors. having a woman behind yo...

Kill devil hills. the death toll stands at 43 in the bahamas but is expected to grow. serena williams will have to wait a little longer before she can tie the record. i'm aishah hasnie. back to greg ge. ball? dodge ball. we all played it in gym class. you pick teams, you throw a ball at your opponents. the team that loses is dismembered in a gruesome ritual. that's how we did it. in first grade. anyway, researchers in canada now say dodge ball is oppressive since the goal is to marginalize the weak.

Everything. greg: i'm pro dodge ball and playground games because everybody can play. but let's take baseball minor lesion. 300 players in minor league. but even the players are getting paid, they are non-player characters in a video game. kind of weird, don't you think? kat: i loved dodge ball as a kid. not because i was good at it. but i would get hit almost immediately and i would get to sit down. but i think we have to be careful because i totally agree with tyrus that all games could be seen as offensive. musical chairs. not i cluesive. hide-and-seek and tag encouraged unhealthy stalking ...

Greg: tyrus, that video this my mind the absolute truth. if you know at an early age that sports is not for you, screw it. get out, learn a musical instrument, start reading. do something. don't be a pawn for another player. don't be a non-player character for one guy in your neighborhood. anyway -- tyrus: are you done? greg: yeah. tyrus: it's dodge ball. greg: organized sports are evil. no clapping. tyrus: the next time the super bowl comes on and you want to