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[applause] some people -- [applause] some people might call that cause and effect but not jim. they have nothing to do with each other. here i am holding an umbrella in the rain and my god i am dry. clearly there is no rain. now when i put on these sunglasses suddenly the sun's glare is gone. obviously the sun has gone missing. but i wonder if trump appreciated the sales pitch. [applause] greg: i don't care, i don't care what you think of trump you could put them on rushmore for

>> when it comes to media censorship it's just as bad as telling reporters what they can and cannot report on. the day you start saying what you can't report on, and american culture joking is how we close the gap. bringing stuff up is how we change the way we think. they make it normal and he worked his way and i am that way. you and me are a walking joke. in every other walk of life if we didn't have differences you would have killed me or worse he would have called the police on me. why are you acting like that? the point is i applaud him. greg: the modern progressive movement is eliminatin...

>> we address you tonight for one reason only. >> i could really go for a hoagie with cheese onions let us pickles mustard. >> pastrami, salami, tomatoes, more cheese. >> we don't govern by temper tantrum. >> why does cheese have pulls? that's a ripoff. oh god, but what is that smell? oh chuck not again. see it doctor please. greg: of course the media made fools of themselves pretending there is no crisis when the week before they were calling it a crisis themselves. remember the caravan? wasn't that a crisis? not anymore. >> a big scam of the whole address was that there was a crisis. there i...

Oscars. women are great. that was already too far. greg: in west. wouldn't you love to drop the story on the set of the view and just run out of the room? >> it would be great. by the way tickets are $10 to get in and 50 to get out. greg: we shall leave on that now. up next that i tell you about the new restaurant where doing a story on? it's a new restaurant. stick to your seat to everyone because you know they did

You know the neighbors after three or four days when they don't hear anything from your apartment and you were covered in mozzarella sauce. >> marinara sauce. greg: david are you sad are you sad this is going away? >> you know this is going to never work from the beginning. i've never been in a locker room , this would be a great place to take in date. try and eat eat french food when i'm looking at someone else's ratatouille. greg: there you go. tyrus nudity is always disappointing because we always want to kahnle instantly regret looking because they are never the nudes you want to see.