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>> what about bob? greg, do you remember when you were on a plane and had wi-fi? >> willis. never get on a plane and do wi-fi with four bottles of wine. but it was great. >> on a six-hour flight. but i think we should concentrate less on getting twitter followers and more on just being a decent person, dana >> that's my whole life's worth, myself-worth is measured in my twitter following. >> and everything else is falling apart. >> i know. >> paris hilton has 3 1/2 million twitter followers. >> i am nothing! >> it is interesting how many -- different people have different types of twitter foll...

Incident my whole life i've had dogs and that doesn't happen. >> greg, do you train your unicorns to be passive? >> i keep them locked up in my basement. >> okay, fine. on that note -- >> not loud. >> i'm not going to do it loud. one more thing is up next ♪ i'm in my work van, having lunch, next minute i'm in the back of an ambulance having a heart attack. the emts gave me bayer aspirin. it helped save my life. i was in shape, fit. i did not see it coming. my doctor recommends i take bayer aspirin to help prevent another heart attack. [ male announcer ] aspirin is not appropriate for everyon...

That -- the result of it has been people's trust in the integrity of government has been undermined and it hadn't been helped by the fact that the administration has been willing to mislead the american people. it hasn't been candid. i think the president needs to tell the truth. >> tell the truth. 11:30 tomorrow set the dvr now. >> looking tan. >> greg? >> "red eye" tomorrow. comedienne laurie rothman. then o'reilley. >> and i'm going bowling tonight. >> for what? >> bowling for dollars. >> perfect. >> i did mine. >> no, it's mine now! >> okay. >> mine is about the puerto rican day parade a. ...

>> no, your dog has. >> i have some tips. [ laughter ] >> my dog did what? anyway. here is my tip, the first one is you got to get a dog. they're going to get mad at me here. that's really good. >> don't everybody buy a dog to get twitter followers. >> that was the most retweeted photo. second one is you have to tweet unusual photos. so this, see the one in the middle, that was me with mutombo. it was just unusual. the third one is you need to have somebody that you pick on. i chose greg. so that's what i thought. >> some people, it's like pulling pig tails in the classroom. it's just 'cause y...

>> yes! free markets work wherever they go. i want to bring kimberly in. the thing that's disturbing about this is the fact that if you believe in free markets, that's racist. when you could argue the opposite that you believe depend expense big government is what the answer is means that you don't believe people can succeed. >> didn't you get the memo for the new america? winning in dodge ball is bad. if that's -- that's the thing. you get penalized for trying to create wealth for your family, to leave to your children, to try and be an entrepreneur. this is exactly against all the free marke...