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The families and 26 million was used by the government operate the program. actually, mere 19.6 million was used by the government. >> that was an accounting error. >> why not give the $40 million directly to people? >> interesting concept. >> it was a test, andy. >> cut out the middle man. >> what have you got against middle men? >> don't like them. they need to take a dive. >> i've never met a middle man. >> greg packer has met a middleman, i think. >> they get their suits at middlemen's warehouse. >> the look on you. >> greg, you referred to this as a supercool study from awesome town u.s.a...

Robots. please explain why that's funny. okay? thank you. >> greeg i really like to feed your show with nothing but lip gloss laden blondes, and you can just make bill schulz wear a blonde wig. that would be really good. >> greg, do is a favor, get rid of bill because he sucks, and replays -- replace with him of hot babe, and you well -- you would be god forever. >> greeg this is tim from california, your show gives me a reason to live every night. i'm on at the tv watching the show, usually feeding my baby because she doesn't sleep.

>> that's different. your saying -- >> cheat but don't tell. >> don't text. >> right? >> i could never cheat because i would immediately confess. literally within moments. >> why? >> because i confess everything. i confess things i don't even do >> camera a. >> you still owe me. >> if he could figure out how to be a parent to our 12-year-old, be married to me, be a writer and have four girlfriends i would be impressed. >> i'm sure to like this marriage thing, greg. >> this is not marriage. this is fun time. >> right. >> marriage is by nature a challenge. it's a tradeoff. you're with somebody f...

>> get out of the way, guys. >> amazing. even more incredible, the person in the back seat, a surgeon on his way to score. >> i don't like the way they do that. [telephone ringing] >> the phone is ringing. >> you are so observant. >> i think it's chris' phone. >> feast your eyes on small an@ >> feast your eyes on small animals eating. >> greg, i see that mike baker has been doing the halftime report. so, anyway, when is andy coming back and. >> hey, greg, i'm an 80-year-old lady, and i love your show, but i don't get the humor behind the

>> naked "skyping" ghosts. >> that's the winner here. >> greg, you said one of the first things greg packer was first in line for was the new prostate wig? >> yes. >> sadly, after intensive internet research i discovered you made that up. >> i should have told you. >> no such thing as a prostate wig, at least not intentionally. i thought greg packer was your club name. [laughing] >> oh! >> good night. chris, you said apple practically invented the term early adopter and all the fanatics would get one immediately. then there are those of us who know to wait for the second generation. >> no ques...