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He won't do amazon. go to your local bookstore. >> dana: congratulations, greg. >> greg: thank you. see you tomorrow. i will be on "special report." any tips? >> katie: be nice to bret baier. >> greg: can i say one more thing? the food here in the d.c. bureau is not good. >> juan: they were trying to welcome you. >> greg: they told me to tell you that. >> charlie: and next, a brazen heist to steal a shark caught on video as america asking what with the thieves thinking? that i next.

When i wanted to ask, of all the amazing monologues you have given. do you know how many there are? what's your number one single favorite monologue? >> greg: you know, that's like asking kirk douglas -- it's like asking kirk douglas to name his favorite child. he has 500 of them. i think i've done 1,000 monologues. the one i remember most is one of the, the montage, terror week. the idea that here we have a whole week devoted to sharks that do very little damage compared to what we are going through now with existential terror. why wouldn't we do we call terror week and every night highlight ...

Favorite part of the show. >> greg: going back to when this started, the whole point of me being on the show was basically at the end of the show, some comic relief, not really participate in anything else. but right this one little thing and provide some levity in otherwise serious news. it kind of evolved i guess into, i don't know what it is. i like to think of it as the monologues army trying to avoid something that everybody is thinking but they haven't articulated it yet. they might say if they haven't set it yet. i always figure each monologue has to be an unspoken truth when i'm helpin...

Filthy things. potty humor. i haven't grown up. >> katie: greg, i have a question. this is katie. i'm filling in today. when do you figure out when to write these? are you in the shower? are you waking up in the middle the night, do you rate -- do you write them on your computer? >> greg: megan the producer will send me some options and i like getting options because i don't like to think. when somebody says do this, i kind of like it. even if i hate the idea. especially if i don't like the idea. it's a fun challenge to create something out of something that wasn't there. i write it on my comp...

Or underwater footage. >> greg: just an idea. nobody took it out. >> charlie: dana, my question to you. a lot of these monologues get a little salty. i was wondering if you might want to point out some of the potty mouth stuff you think that greg gets away with. >> dana: greg and i have been on the show together for seven years. we sat next to each other not because i thought we would get along. because we were the shortest. it was the easiest way to light the set. i don't know if come i didn't know greg. i guess i did want to ask you. is it annoying to you that i start laughing in the middle ...