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Means. maybe she's in a vase in the living room. all right. you brighten my day. you also make the voices stop, the voices that tell me to kill. these are terrible and very suggestive. happy valentine's day. i got you flowers. like us, they will die soon. maybe that's one i should edit out. anyway, this is my favorite. roses are red, violates are blue -- violets are blue, you are not ignore me. [laughter] [applause] i have more but, you know what? [applause] i'll just stop there, okay? i'll stop there. those are suggestive cards, dana, you should never get. do you like valentine's day? >> i do...

Magic mushrooms, please. [laughter] >> dms are open, by the way, first one's free. greg: up next, say good to traveling to mars or buying a new cell phone, the times wants to abolish billionaires. [cheers and applause]

I believe. >> yes. i'm pro-billionaires. greg: yes. >> people who want to ban billionaires want to do so for the exact same reason that i want to ban women who can grow long, thick, beautiful hair. >> oh, come on! >> out of their own head. [laughter] >> what would you do when they cut it? >> what do you mean? >> is it their hair and your hair now? >> because of capitalism. [laughter] because of capitalism we live in a country where we can have billionaires, and we can also buy and sell hair -- greg: yes. >> -- with each oh so i can have that hair strapped into my head. greg: did you get in tou...

[laughter] capitalism is a wonderful system, and i can only think of one problem with it. greg: what? >> no matter how much money you make, you can never buy aer the contacting. [laughter] >> because they're extinct, kids. greg: are the speech police coming after your valentine's day card? maybe or maybe not, i haven't decided. decided. [che if your moderate to severe ulcerative colitis decided. [che or crohn's symptoms are holding you back,

[laughter] greg: i hope that's not my brush. one more. ♪ ♪ greg: that's dr. steve. very thorough for an otter. [laughter] so trump offered something for everyone. he went after russia, or china, he announced another meeting with north korea. so did the media like it? surprise, no. [laughter] >> everything else he said in this speech will be overshadowed by the fact he said there cannot be investigations. >> that the president of the united states at this moment in the world did not mention climate change in even a sentence is just, frankly, a disgrace. >> what he represented is someone wit...