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Greg: if you were a high school teacher, what subject would you teach? i'm interested -- what do you think, tom? what would you teach? >> i think i'd go gym teacher. greg: really, why? >> just get all the kids back. my gym teacher always tortured me, and, you know, take out my aggression on the youth. greg: yeah. [laughter] you'd make 'em climb the rope, wouldn't you? >> yeah, all the way to the top. no crash pad down below. greg: fantastic. [laughter] mandatory dodgeball as they leave with baseballs. dodgeball with baseballs. [laughter] dodge base, we used to call it. tyrus, i have a feeling ...

Your house. [laughter] every babysitter did that when i was a kid. >> really? greg: yes. including sven. >> before i forget, i bought my daughter a furby when she was young, scared the crap out of her. it was not a good toy. although i kept it because now it's, you know, fun to scare my kids -- greg: why don't you answer the question. >> you know what? okay, here's what i think. better a robot than a clown, but i agree with tyrus that this thing's not going to throw a ball with the kids -- greg: it could. >> and the other thing is actually from a financial point of view, it's not bad. i'm conf...

At the bar like this sad sack. >> there he goes again. [laughter] >> he goes, what's wrong with this picture? greg: that guy's cut off. [laughter] all right. kat, i believe you are a millennial. i'm not sure. why is it too much effort to go out? >> well, yeah, it's too much effort, and it's also just not as fun. they won't change the sports games from the tvs at the bar to forensic files even if you say please. greg: yes. >> you have to drink around a bunch of strangers, and sometimes they try to talk to you -- greg: terrible. >> even if you give them that your face makes me want to throw up l...

Kat? >> sea lion trainer. greg: why is that? >> you get to hang out with sea lions, and you tell them to do something and they do it, you give them a fish. >> have you smelled them when they get together? >> yeah, but -- >> it's not good. >> don't crush my dreams. >> i'm sorry. greg: tyrus? >> your boss. >> oh! [laughter] [applause] greg: don't clap. egging him on. i would like to be my own personal masseuse. [laughter] wouldn't that be great? be able to massage yourself? whenever you get a massage, it's never that good. you're going, ah, do more around the neck. ah, you just missed the best p...

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