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Kim jong-il. >> team america did that and i bought it. >> it is an insult to kim jong-il, by the way. >> and his fashion sense. and four lions has an 80% rate. they call it a take down of the imbacility and misses its target and unable to recognize the fundamental paradox at the core. >> i was right. >> andy is ballsy, but wobblely. >> but i am seeing someone about that. >> you are. >> blondes make more money. it is time for the highlights again. no, don't do that again. >> come to the dark side. >> you mean the light side? >> yes, i'm blonde. >> greg, at one point you said you were thinking a...

Has retained gloria all re d, but doesn't plan to sue tiger. i don't get that. >> i think they were hoping the press conference would never take place like the one with rachel. it happened. >> jim, you mentioned how tiger said he wasn't having fun before, and now he has fred couples so who needs all of the porn girls? did you notice he went out of the way to say how many hugs he got from fellow golfers. is that good from a sex addict? >> him hugging them from the back. >> carrie, greg asked if tiger ever hit on you and you said you and elin had a night at spring break a couple years ago. do te...

>> she is now evolving into a prop comic. >> she is carrie top. >> yes, carrie top. i said the red headed guy. she is turning into the red headed guy. >> bill, you did an excellent tiger impersonation during the story. >> i can't tell if you are kidding. >> you just sound dorky. >> it was better the first time. >> you are truly a great travelin a. >> yes, rest in peace. >> what? >> chris morris, greg you said morris seems more interested in -- more worried about offending terrorists than extremists. he said he what in london and claims the guy said, i have no objection on you trying to make a ...

Is the final thing. >> you go from country to country and which has the best groupies? >> america. >> yea! >> they are raised on rock. >> yes, they are. they are looking for rock wherever they can find it. >> i don't think it is rock, greg. >> yeah, it sounds like crack. not rock. >> there is no place in the world, wherever we go, there is no place in the world where you would see in concerts where you see so many girls showing their boobs in front of the stage. it is the u.s. only. >> it is truly the american spirit, the patriotism of their breast. >> also we created this and she needs to tel...

Quote, beer urgly, burglypoo. she says "blondes have confidence so we can date men. then we say, i'm sorry, i'm bland and can get away with it." whatever. if that were the case, why would you need an international organization of blondes? that's as stupid as a duck in a address. i take that back. that wasn't stupid. sultry is more like it. i go to you, carrie because are you the blonde of the group. the lady who did the organization, do you side with all of this? >> it is all coming together, greg. phase one is complete.