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Cabs, they're a menace to society. >> get rid of those guys. >> but leave the horses? >> those are dudes on bikes. that's not a new york tradition. >> why is that any different than a horse? >> they're criminals. they try to pick you up. they're perverts. >> for the record, they're all animal lovers, a lot of the people who have the horses, and i didn't see any bad behavior. king has five weeks vacation,s these horses get five weeks vacation. greg, what about horse unemployment in this country? it will skyrocket. >> i hate these carriages, but it has nothing to do with the treatment of the hor...

The world's toilet and i don't want it mixed with my other food. so when i ask for the bacon, you put it in the thing, you don't go to the seafood. that's terrible. don't tell me we have to go. i am not done yet. i am not here tomorrow! i'll be in florida on my book tour. >> now we're learning breaking news, we'll check in with shepherd smith. >> we'll call it my one more thing. the africa section at the zoo in kansas city, the chimpanzees have escaped their enclosure. they're telling reporters and people there to get into their cars. the chimps are taking over. speaking of, greg, back to you.

Instead of eating it and saying, look, we caved, sorry. >> greg r greg, you're nodding your head. what should the university have done? >> i don't know. i remember in the height of the hiv crisis, the signs were silence equals death. you didn't say anything, that meant that you were okay with gays dying. feminists aren't saying anything. are they okay with female genital mutilization? the thing about care, they're more concerned about your response to extremism than the extremism itself. if a ball hits you in the face, they would be more concerned about the condition of the ball. that's how th...

Character, will he come out? i'm guessing he'll have to go straight now, right? >> interesting. katherine heigl you know from "grey's anatomy." she makes headlining for whine. ing. she's whining that dwayne reed used her name as advertising because she was walking with a dwayne reed bag. she's suing dwayne reed for $6 million. this woman is an idiot. katherine heigl, get over yourself. >> they seems like a real pain in the you know what. >> i agree with you. you know what? it's time for -- >> i hate these people! >> i got you. i'm trying to lose a little weight so now it's salad time for gre...

>> they seems like a real pain in the you know what. >> i agree with you. you know what? it's time for -- >> i hate these people! >> i got you. i'm trying to lose a little weight so now it's salad time for greg. i hate going to the salad brar where i see the guy with the tongs and he uses the tongs for the tuna and for the other food. get this straight. seafood should never mix with real food. the sea is the world's toilet. i don't like things that live in the world's toilet and i don't want it mixed with my other food. so when i ask for the bacon, you put it in the thing, you don't go to the ...